Teabags Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 I changed the title, you christian wankersWhats that sign with tiny letters on it? she asked approaching the end of the green field she just took a walk in with herself. read it came the reply. She was confused, she just asked herself out-loud and hadnt expected a reply from anywhere. She looked around for the source of that pleasant voice, found nothing but butterflies around. Curiosity pushed to approach the sign and read. enter in small proper hand-writing on the wooden plate. She felt the urge to ask again, looking to her right Enter what?..silence replied. Behind the sign was a dry plane. Rocky, dead, sterile. She pulled herself and crossed it. Walked into the field of nothingness. A feeling of insecurity took over, she felt unsafe and in danger. She turned back to run into the field of green, but she was stunned to find that it had dissapeared. And that sign had turned to face her with bigger letters that read dig. Dig where? she yelled. Under your feet came an angry voice. She looked where she was standing after she took a few steps back, then looked on her soft pampered hands, noticing the scars on her left wrist. Went on her knees, now sweating with fear, and started digging. She dug until it was elbow deep and gave up. She started wondering what pushed her to do all this. Thinking she was lost in her mind in some strange dream, she shook herself awake. Found herself standing in the green facing the sign. Now with a different word that said spit. She hadnt felt anything in her mouth until she read it. Then spit out something red, leaning over to pick it up, she noticed it was a small stout red mushroom with a greyish stem. It was hard. She put it in her pocket, held herselfs hand, and ran with her in the field of green. Butterflies following her like an astroid with a tail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Who wrote this mushroom tale of woe?I was quite involved in that....thought she was digging her own grave at one point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 I take exception to the name of this thread.Unless of course, you were implying that our lord was actually a girl and a witch. In which case I will see your head on a spike Blasphemer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 no, I meant, "jesus christ I cant believe I just read that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 hey zeus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 chris toes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 I take exception to the name of this thread.Unless of course' date=' you were implying that our lord was actually a girl and a witch. In which case I will see your head on a spike Blasphemer.[/quote']I kinda feel like a parent telling their child that there's no Santa Claus but here goes....Jesus is not the son of god, 2000 years ago the only way to get pregnant is penetration and ejaculation. Virgin births are not possible.... There is possible also no God either.Oh, and Darwin was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Oh' date=' and Darwin was right.[/quote']Then why did Darwin renounce his findings and pray to God on his deathbed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Then why did Darwin renounce his findings and pray to God on his deathbed?becuase he was also a nutcase. the perils of genius or something....The point is, Creationists are stupid, and Darwin was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 right to repent? i thought so to!go team god!spoons /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullmouse Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Then why did Darwin renounce his findings and pray to God on his deathbed?Where's the evidence that he did? According to Truth or Fiction website the tale of his conversion came from one christian, Lady Hope, and it's dubious as to whether she actually was there or not. Reports from his family (who ought to know him better) claimed that he made no such statement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Oi, the lot of you, get the fuck out of my thread. This aint about a bunch of christian bollocks, now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Oi' date=' the lot of you, get the fuck out of my thread. This aint about a bunch of christian bollocks, now fuck off.[/quote']It's still better than the shit that you posted. Nullmouse, didn't know you were here. I've been away from Elizium for ages now. G.G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Oi' date=' the lot of you, get the fuck out of my thread. This aint about a bunch of christian bollocks, now fuck off.[/quote'].... and if I were a 'Christian Wanker' I'd better get my 'Hail Satan' tattoo removed pretty sharpish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 The thread was bullshit anyway... i'd much rather argue about Creationist being total knob jockeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 The thread was bullshit anyway... i'd much rather argue about Creationist being total knob jockeysthen set up your own fucking thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bailz Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Then why did Darwin renounce his findings and pray to God on his deathbed?He probably took a look at his situation and asked himself what he had to lose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 poor dave. what's the deal with the story anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 poor dave. what's the deal with the story anyway?just wanted to see what people thought of it really. an arab friend of mine wrote it. When I read it, was fucking stunned. It's ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 just wanted to see what people thought of it really. an arab friend of mine wrote it. When I read it' date=' was fucking stunned. It's ace![/quote']does it matter that the author was arab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bailz Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 What's it actually about? I don't get it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 I liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 I kinda feel like a parent telling their child that there's no Santa Claus but here goes....Jesus is not the son of god' date=' 2000 years ago the only way to get pregnant is penetration and ejaculation. Virgin births are not possible.... There is possible also no God either.Oh, and Darwin was right.[/quote']oh god, you fall for everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Jesus is not the son of god' date=' 2000 years ago the only way to get pregnant is penetration and ejaculation. Virgin births are not possible.... There is possible also no God either..[/quote']well people have their beliefs and you have to respect them, but you on the other hand....well i didnt think you would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 i really can't be arsed to start off bitching about Creationists right now, catch me tomorrow though and I'll really go for it...I mean seriously.... Ricky Gervais has the whole thing spot on in his Animals DVD.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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