Lemonade Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Dick-splash was a favourite in Broch Academy.Also calling someone a 'clatty mink', or an 'orra hoor' was particularly fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 fud-holeFud on its own was much more abusive and insulting. The last time I used that was when I was in 1st year in 1985.I hadn't heard it being said for quite some time and then Johnny Watson of Only An Excuse mentioned it it in a sketch about Barry Ferguson being disappointed in Amaruso's defending capabilities. 'Ammo, what a fud,' was the punchline and I was uncontrollably pissing myself.Monkey sputum was another of my old favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Fud on its own was much more abusive and insulting. The last time I used that was when I was in 1st year in 1985.I hadn't heard it being said for quite some time and then Johnny Watson of Only An Excuse mentioned it it in a sketch about Barry Ferguson being disappointed in Amaruso's defending capabilities. 'Ammo' date=' what a fud,' was the punchline and I was uncontrollably pissing myself.Monkey sputum was another of my old favourites.[/quote']I remember that, it was after the huns got held to a draw by Caley thistle "Big amo's fannyin' aboot wi some choocther, in ah'm like at Oi Amo, ya fud" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Ya skittery bumcheekor bender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick boo Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 We had 'spacker', 'spazz' and 'spastic', but the best was 'Joey', as is Joey Deacon, world famous spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Has anyone said Knobwand, Arse Bandit, Fode or just plain old Pillock? I feel a bit out of touch being a Highland Country Bumpkin Lass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Spunkbubble and Wankstain.Ain't heard them used as an insult in a while. I remember BenKingsley said Spunkbubble in Sexy Beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Fud was pretty much the only word i EVER used as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 One I haven't heard since school is "flid".The rollicking I got from me mam after I used that in front of her...Haha!! Yeah I once got an absolute earful after calling my sister a pervert before I actually knew what it meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Haha!! Yeah I once got an absolute earful after calling my sister a pervert before I actually knew what it meant.As a little kid, I once called my teddy bear a cunt in front of my whole family. I got such a smacked arse for that one. I didn't know it was a swear word.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Does 'Greasemonky' count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Does 'Greasemonky' count?It just means mechanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 gender bender.and a weird Oldmachar one was "aye, yer pretty majestic ye fuckin Jeff!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therandomblonde Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 haha 'majestic'my fave from Oldie was "phone ye" but i think that was possibly on our year that had something as rubbish as that. We were speaking about this yesterday actually.good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowl O' Alpen Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Spacker, mong, gimp, fudmunch, wankstain...just a few of the classics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timson Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 when i was in primary seven, i remember everyone shouted at the top of their voice "SUCK IT!" whilst makin a gesture at their crotch, even the girls did it when one got annoyed with the other.my pal has updated the "spuzzy" to "fuckin spuz" which is quite funny.you never hear people calling each other "pricks" nowadays."goth" was quite offensive a few years ago when the skater population was at a peak before the barriers on the broad street ledges were put up.nothing beats a good old "cunt!" though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 when i was in primary seven' date=' i remember everyone shouted at the top of their voice "SUCK IT!" whilst makin a gesture at their crotch, even the girls did it when one got annoyed with the other.[/quote']Haha that appeared at our primary school in primary 6 or seven.It was in reference to D-Generation X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 you never hear people calling each other "pricks" nowadays.nothing beats a good old "cunt!" though.You want to either hang out in my flat or the Bassment more often. And shame on your for lusting after O.A.Ps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timson Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 And shame on your for lusting after O.A.Ps. now now, children use this forums, you dont want them getting any ideas do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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