Farmerjoline Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 You run out of toilet roll...need a jobby...find that you have a small piece of greaseproof paper and the only other thing soft enough is the paper from a box of teabags without the paper in them of course hardcore or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Non-hardcore.Just use your carpet or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 its worse when someone else uses all the rolls, NEVER replaces them after using on average half a roll a time. Then you go in, and only notice after you have done the deed. hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Gawd...does no-one on this site have a bidet?Why, do you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 i was at a skanky old flat party in glasgow a couple years back, and i did a real good piss, and alas there was no toilet paper.. so i wiped my front bottom with the skanky old old curtains.. yuk.moral of the story.. never run out of loo-roll n invite penny to your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 its worse when someone else uses all the rolls' date=' NEVER replaces them after using on average half a roll a time. Then you go in, and only notice after you have done the deed. hmmm[/quote']i wouldnt want somebody that wipes there arse with rolls to replace themhed try and pass them off as chocolate buns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 it happens in my flat a lot... I fear the bidet...I just hold it in and wait until next chance....its a very unfunny matter though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 it happens in my flat a lot... I fear the bidet...I just hold it in and wait until next chance....its a very unfunny matter though.Some people think it's funny but it's really hot and runnyDiarrhoea! Diarrhoea!Loved that song when I was little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Some people think it's funny but it's really hot and runnyDiarrhoea! Diarrhoea!Loved that song when I was little.Led Zeppelin and Bon Jovi?Seems like you're still listening to 'shite songs' lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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