Dan G Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 Last weekend, I was in Dr Drakes enjoying my pint of John Smiths but extremely bored at the rubbish band that was on (I think it was "We Became Lost" or something) and Brian was working behind the bar. Anyway, I shouted over to my buddy Brian;"Hey Bri! What would you recommend along the lines of peanuts?" "Dry roasted KP's", he replied.So I tried the dry roasted KP peanuts and they were rubbish, so I said;"These are rubbish do you have any good peanuts?" to which he said;"No I don't, just enjoy watching this rubbish band and I'll ask Nicky Ca$ino to get some from another shop"I waited for a whole 15 minutes, (that's ages, nearly 20 minutes) and Mr Ca$ino STILL hadn't come back with some decent peanuts, and I started thinking to myself;"This Ca$ino guy is pretty rubbish too, he's just a big silly rubbish suit-wearing man who is rubbish"Eventually he came back with some peanuts, although they weren't just any peanuts, but in fact 'super peanuts' from another planet. They were just as Rubbish as the other rubbish peanuts, so I went to kef instead. Kef was rubbish though so I went back to Dr Drakes. Thankfully We Became Lost had finished, which was good because they were rubbish, but luckily Brian was still there because he is my friend and he isn't rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted January 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 If you don't believe me just ask Dave cos he was there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamWise Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 your speaking rubbish...what a rubbish story!!Rubbish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 he's been drinking again i'll wager... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynDsey Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 i thought it was quite fantastic..any more stories about brian fudge anyone?? :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted January 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by The Ghost Of Fudge:he's been drinking again i'll wager... Actually I wasn't...I was at work and particularly bored so I thought I would make up the rubbishest story I could, but it just happened to be an excellent story of literate genius. What can I say, I can't help it.Oh, and it isn't actually a true story. I made it up. Hope that clears the air a little.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynDsey Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 i saw him shnecking a member of 'we become lost' once...infact think i was between them..scarred for life i tell ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 ugg. it would do that to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 i've seen all of deadloss partake in an all-man snogfest after one of the gigs on last year too. i've also seen half of them jump my boyfriend and molest him with tongues. buncha queers, bah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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