The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 ok, fudge awards, coming soon, you'll want a ticket.......but you'll have to choose what sort of ticket you want!do you want a regular ticket? (gets you in and lets you watch the show, as we call it - an awards ceremony in two parts, a lot of beer for the hosts, thank you speeches, fair to even chance of something breaking, the gloria flaw playing, staccato set playing, orwell playing) if so, you'll have to part with something in the order of 4.50/5 - i'll let you know here when they physically go onsale. you'll be able to buy them from henry j beans and dr drakes with any luck, and who knows, maybe one-up as well. we're too good to you.but... just maybe... would you rather have a fancy ticket? (gets you in and lets you watch the show, plus:have a table to sit at on at the back of the dancefloor or up by the poles!six chairs at every table for you to sit on!a tablecloth on the table!the VIP section roped off and only enterable by the priveledged few (security will ensure this, so remember it lord it up)!waiter service!a bar tab for every table, and the chance to buy a bottle of JD or whatever to sit next to your purse/cowboy hat!food!lots of food!cold buffet at start, hot buffet later to soak up the booze!and probably goodie bags too! maybe...)if so, it'll cost you 60 for a table of six. first come, first served when the cash is physically handed over - there will be no reserving of tables. we believe ten tables is our limit.your choice. xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamWise Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 ACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 i know.let me also remind the radio lucifer possee that their will be no holding of tables. first come, first served! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 you said it was cool cos we promised you all the cash this weekend! how bout a nice deposit to keep you comfortable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 we'll i'm sure we won't have sold all the tabls by the weekend although it would be nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinTGF Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Is that not a bit unfair if all the tables go before the gig as I'm sure there's people from out of town that can only make it through for the night and would want a table... could be percieved as discrimination in a way... maybe a bit harsh since it's been mentioned that no tables would be held for anyone... I dunno?.. Ach well... ?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Originally posted by KevinTGF:Is that not a bit unfair if all the tables go before the gig Is it not a bit unfair on the organisers if they don't? If you want to be *sure* of a table at a resteraunt then you book in advance. Do the same in this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 you could send a cheque i guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Ermintrude Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 .....proposed new thread title :" Your cheques have bounced, and you're all a bunch on cunts!"............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I spawn omens Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Originally posted by The Ghost Of Fudge:FUDGE FANZINE #8 out now in one-up, dr drakes and henry j bean's too. 21 track cd comes free with an 84 page zine, and it all costs 2.50. fuck me. Really? Fudge 8? I thought 7 only just came out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshulu Rob Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 you can call me on 01224 572 876 and pay by credit card.Hows about that then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted January 24, 2004 Report Share Posted January 24, 2004 He's all generosity that man. Hoping you've got a few tables left? Friends and I are trying to raise the funds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2004 Originally posted by General Ermintrude:.....proposed new thread title :" Your cheques have bounced, and you're all a bunch on cunts!"............... it'd be funny if it wasn't so predictably true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2004 Originally posted by I spawn omens:Really? Fudge 8? I thought 7 only just came out? yeah, whatever, 7,8, blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2004 at least four tables (of ten, i believe) gone so far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2004 Report Share Posted January 24, 2004 Say I just wanted to wonder about like a git in the VIP section, minus magic table... is that possible? I don't know if I'm going yet, y'see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted January 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 no name on table list, no entry to the posh bit. ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinTGF Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Originally posted by Bob:If you want to be *sure* of a table at a resteraunt then you book in advance. Good point, my bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Boo!What if I just left it to the last minute, paid the damned table fee, BUT didn't get a suave seat??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Storm Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 i.e. paid a tenner to get into the vip section, but not eat the food or anything? i'm afraid not HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Went to HJBs and paid for our table today, see you on the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 aye fucking tables, posh gitsi will be randomly wandering around stealing beer from the rich/table type people and giving it to the poor (i.e me and my fellow minion scum)modern day robin hood, watch out youngson, your pints are not safe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 you swines,me... a peasant?This can't be happening...I come from a nice upbringing.... you can't do this to mmmeeeeee!!! auch well... I'll have to row with the slaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Candi Flava Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Bastards i am in the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL SHOCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Briiiiiiiiiiiiian Fudge, who do you think you are?DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!!!! I AM A ZESTY LOCAL CELEB AND THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, I COULD BUY THE PLACE YOU'RE WORKING IN AND HAVE YOU FIRED YOUNG MAN OF YOUNGSON!Nicky of the Casino loves me, didn't you know?, he dances like a kangaroo on zesty drugwine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Storm Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 you're a drunk, aren't you? aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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