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fudge awards: all you need to know about the tickets! standing AND seating! wooo!


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ok, fudge awards, coming soon, you'll want a ticket....

...but you'll have to choose what sort of ticket you want!

do you want a regular ticket? (gets you in and lets you watch the show, as we call it - an awards ceremony in two parts, a lot of beer for the hosts, thank you speeches, fair to even chance of something breaking, the gloria flaw playing, staccato set playing, orwell playing)

if so, you'll have to part with something in the order of 4.50/5 - i'll let you know here when they physically go onsale. you'll be able to buy them from henry j beans and dr drakes with any luck, and who knows, maybe one-up as well. we're too good to you.

but... just maybe...

would you rather have a fancy ticket? (gets you in and lets you watch the show, plus:

have a table to sit at on at the back of the dancefloor or up by the poles!

six chairs at every table for you to sit on!

a tablecloth on the table!

the VIP section roped off and only enterable by the priveledged few (security will ensure this, so remember it lord it up)!

waiter service!

a bar tab for every table, and the chance to buy a bottle of JD or whatever to sit next to your purse/cowboy hat!

food!

lots of food!

cold buffet at start, hot buffet later to soak up the booze!

and probably goodie bags too! maybe...)

if so, it'll cost you 60 for a table of six. first come, first served when the cash is physically handed over - there will be no reserving of tables. we believe ten tables is our limit.

your choice. xxx

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Is that not a bit unfair if all the tables go before the gig as I'm sure there's people from out of town that can only make it through for the night and would want a table... could be percieved as discrimination in a way... maybe a bit harsh since it's been mentioned that no tables would be held for anyone... I dunno?.. Ach well... ?(

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Originally posted by KevinTGF:

Is that not a bit unfair if all the tables go before the gig

Is it not a bit unfair on the organisers if they don't? If you want to be *sure* of a table at a resteraunt then you book in advance. Do the same in this situation.

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Guest stuartmaxwell

aye fucking tables, posh gits

i will be randomly wandering around stealing beer from the rich/table type people and giving it to the poor (i.e me and my fellow minion scum)

modern day robin hood, watch out youngson, your pints are not safe!

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Guest Candi Flava

Bastards i am in the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL SHOCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Briiiiiiiiiiiiian Fudge, who do you think you are?

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!!!! I AM A ZESTY LOCAL CELEB AND THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, I COULD BUY THE PLACE YOU'RE WORKING IN AND HAVE YOU FIRED YOUNG MAN OF YOUNGSON!

Nicky of the Casino loves me, didn't you know?, he dances like a kangaroo on zesty drugwine!

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