Fluffy Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 No, she isnt re-training to be a chef (pity) but she and hubby have confirmed that they are expecting a baby.She is 3-4 months up the duff. Maybe she will get rid of that ugly little dog now!Now isnt that just perfect timing for their little show of the cameras coming in and filming them.Who's taking bets on a weird name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Well shock-a-fucking-roonie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 I bet she calls it Justin if it's a boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 She should just call it Junior, in keeping with her trailer-trash heritage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 tinkerbell if it's a girl, blumarine if it's a boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Britneys got a bun in the oven!How did that get there then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 tinkerbell if it's a girl' date=' blumarine if it's a boy.[/quote']Oh no!! Aren't Paris and Britney's dogs having some sort of fight these days? Surely she wouldn't name her child after her rivals dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 and she slept in the wet patch, all those weeks ago...Chaaaaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Oh no!! Aren't Paris and Britney's dogs having some sort of fight these days? Surely she wouldn't name her child after her rivals dog?oh yeah, i forgot! hmmm, princess if it's a girl? then you could say she named it after you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Awww. I'd be honoured, but also a little freaked out that she knows who I am!She'll probably call it something ridiculous like Hot Dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted April 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 How did that get there then? self raising flour and a dildo?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 self raising flour and a dildo?!Thats put quite a nasty image in my head....Can you imagine what her damp flaps would look like with flour all over them..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 at least you'd know where to stuff your cock in."how do you shag a fat burd ?""roll her in flour and aim for the wet bit".not that skittney is fat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted April 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 what if the flab is covering it and you cant see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 whitney spears?dont-throw-anymore spears?cry me a river spears?mini-me spears?shitney spears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted April 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 i think if it is a boy, she should call it Cleatus, and if its a girl, Chantelle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 beers spears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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