Guest Scorge Spike Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Oh, for fuck's sake......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 you flighty little minx..<3shudder....you must realise you have set him up for a night in the suds of the tub' date=' glass of wine in left hand, right one clasped firmly on his, well, y'know..............[/quote']His guitar?I would take you to the Blue Moon restraunt' date=' Hows Friday? [/quote']Curry is for cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Of course I'm encouraging him. You're not exactly discouraging him either' date=' you flighty little minx. He doesn't know it, but the whole "stop using these boards" thing is a terrifically fiendish ploy to get him some. That's all I'm able to say right now.[/quote']Its been 4 months now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 His guitar?hmm, aint heard it called that before.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 I would take you to the Blue Moon restraunt' date=' Hows Friday? [/quote']Bad idea, don't take her to a curry house. End of the night, leaning in for the kill, and she gets a wave of stinking, revolting curry-reek. Don't take someone to a curry house when you're trying to get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Bad idea' date=' don't take her to a curry house. End of the night, leaning in for the kill, and she gets a wave of stinking, revolting curry-reek. Don't take someone to a curry house when you're trying to get laid.[/quote'] Jakey speaks the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo_Soul Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 cant offend any1...your choice if you click it. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/ANT%20SHODAN/papelolled9vp.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 And another thing. Don't give her a lift home. Your car is fucking stinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 <3His guitar?Curry is for cunts.I was going to say something but changed my mind.They do Kormas too, also to cover other areas, we could have Chinese, Vietnamese, Bulgarian, Greek, Japanese, English, Scottish, alien Mmm, chicken Breast Saag, YUMMY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 And another thing. Don't give her a lift home. Your car is fucking stinking.It is not. I had it cleaned by the Audi garage today. I also removed the packets of shortbread on the floorNotice my subtle name dropping i.e. I have an Audi. Try to impress to get laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Oh' date=' for fuck's sake.........[/quote']Your lucky you dont have a fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Your lucky you dont have a fannyone of the most horrible images I've ever thought of in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Your lucky you dont have a fanny Oh Hog... You really would try it with anything wouldn't you? cant offend any1...your choice if you click it. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/ANT%20SHODAN/papelolled9vp.jpg Love it! Seen it already... but love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 It is not. I had it cleaned by the Audi garage today. I also removed the packets of shortbread on the floorAbout sodding time. And I hope to hell that the shortie went straight in the bin. Christ, it probably got there of its own accord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 I also found a Texan Harlot in my boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Oh Hog... You really would try it with anything wouldn't you? Don't laugh, he bloody would. That man's morals are lower than whale-shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 His guitar?hmm' date=' aint heard it called that before....[/quote']Hope he doesn't snap his string... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 i hope he does.....for preying on lil' girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 It is not. I had it cleaned by the Audi garage today. I also removed the packets of shortbread on the floorSubtle use of car name to try and get laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 I'd prefer a corsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 I'd prefer a corset.Aye, that sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 I'd prefer a corsa.I will hire one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Actually I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Actually I would.lol, bet you wouldnt. I would have to make sure I didnt eat shortbread in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 lol' date=' bet you wouldnt. I would have to make sure I didnt eat shortbread in it[/quote'] I meant I'd like a corset. Nice try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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