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Here you go Motherfuckers...

1. best band - Electric Tibet

2. worst band - Hot Mangu

3. best newcomer: dedalus

4. best live act : the needles

5. best fudgenight performance : I don't care, I've seen some and haven't seen others

6. best rock act : ach, I can't be bothered with "soft" rock, Eric Euan / Maple

7. best punk act : I'm really not keen on any of these bands, although I haven't seen the x-certs, Sirius if they were around.

8. best heavy metal act : ditto, I haven't seen reep, Subsisty and the Cats if they were around

9. best extreme act : easy, sidca (not just because Rory is in Masamune)

10. best of the rest award for acts we can't label so easily :sleazy hookers green #1

11. best international act (outta towners to you) : fickle public,

12. the posthumous blackslap award for most missed : subsistence, oh Fat Cat

13. best clubnight : death valley 69,

14. best release : the stacattatcato set (debut gun ep) (I hear it's good),

15. best venue : dr drakes / the lemon tree

Fight? Well, Fucker Paul for sure, and on the merits of this thread ol' StuartMaxwell and his bud Dan, although Dan's s'lright and I usually like the people I meet off here, Stuart.Woop.

Shag? Well, my penis only comes out for action on the more mature ladies (oap homes), and the odd attractive anally loose sheep dog. The barmaids in Drummonds are tres sexy though.

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My actual votes...

1. best band - The mighty Dedalus

2. worst band - Gilman street, or however it's spelt.

3. best newcomer: dedalus

4. best live act : Not sure... Deadloss Superstar or Masamuuuuuune

5. best fudgenight performance : Wah, wasn't at them all so can't really comment.

6. best rock act : Deadloss Superstar

7. best punk act : 10 easy wishes

8. best heavy metal act : None... I don't comment in that genre

9. best extreme act : Sidca

10. best of the rest award for acts we can't label so easily : The Green Hookers

11. best international act (outta towners to you) : Fickle Public

12. the posthumous blackslap award for most missed : My Decaying Leg

13. best clubnight : air guitar

14. best release : Staccaaaaaatto set... mmmmm

15. best venue : Drakes

Fight? Myself

Shag? Haha.... no comment

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Originally posted by stuartmaxwell:

bring it on cunt

Yes, quite,

Looking at my tight schedule, I could fit you in on the 29th for your destruction. ET play the Lemon Tree.

You could try to "kick me in" or "fuck me up" or whatever you kids call it these days.

I'll be swooning and playing the soundtrack, so it doesn't bother either way, blood is good.

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Originally posted by soundian:

Why are Flight 19 in the posthumous section?

That thought had crossed my mind - is it not a category for bands who have split? Flight 19 havent split up; Scott is London for the biggest part of the year but we're still together and playing (on January 29th at Drakes for those who are interested! cough plug splutter plug!)

Andrew

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Originally posted by Hardcore Mel:

i actually reckon they're pretty slim. i reckon someone else will get it this year. but i'm not gonna name names.

That's cos you haven't decided who "wins" this year have you mel?

:p

Its all a scam I tell you, Mel makes up the results every year.

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I want Pete from Drakes to get the Punched, right in the kisser! WHOOPAH! He never lets me have the mic stand at the ridiculously stupid angle I want it at, then we argue over it loads.

I would like Turning 13 to get best band.

I would like EYE from Dundee to get best outta town band. But I know there aren't that many people who have come across them yet. They're kinda God speed like. If not please be SEA!

Worst band... that's a toughy but my money is on PoO getting that hatrick.

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Originally posted by *Craig_HexPen*:

boo ney :( how comes we didnt get in the best newcomer although people voted for us ?! ....because we totally sucked ass at the fudge night we played?! heh - im gonna stop wining like a little bitch now :)

i agree. you guys should be in here somewhere!
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Guest Mr Blastcap

Days Forgiven In August

by Dan Atom

I love the pretty flowers,

They smell so nice and lovely,

I love the little animals,

They make my heart all bubbly.

I love my floppy woppy fringe,

And scarf and cardy too,

I love to picnic in the park,

And write poems just for you.

But most of all I love to love,

The love I give away,

Cos I'm a faggy emo geek,

And I'm so fucking gay.

i wonder if mr atom/whatever could write some thing similar about loser virgin metallers

staying in and wanking into thier fetid socks while listening to aborted mung jesus

or cannible puss. the walking abortion that he is.

arf!

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