Demon Of The Fall Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 the only thing in PE i was good at was towel snapping the token ginger retard in the class.....and sprinting' date=' i was quite fast......[/quote']it was never a nice sight to see him take his shirt off.They guy was a legend (the only person who could turn "keeping up appearances" into a playground game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Nooo!!!I could be in a "spot of bother"' date=' possibly a "referral".I hate Darling, he's a dickhead.Not a paedophile though.I'd be more worried if you said that Miss McWilliam was coming round to beat the shit out of me! That woman is fucking solid![/quote']somthing thats been bothering me for years now...is Miss McWilliam a man or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 my gym teacher actually taught my parents ha ha, supposedly he pulled his socks up onto his shaved shins back then too...*shudders* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Roller skating down Union st and King st today could have been classed as embarrassing...I was getting lots of strange looks... but it was great fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 bet you looked hot in skates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 it was never a nice sight to see him take his shirt off.They guy was a legend (the only person who could turn "keeping up appearances" into a playground game)That is fucking godlike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 hmm...waking up with no eyebrows and half my hair left...i looked like fuckin two face. Then shopping in glasgow was humurous, fuckin ned bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 hmm...waking up with no eyebrows and half my hair left...i looked like fuckin two face. Then shopping in glasgow was humurous' date=' fuckin ned bastards![/quote'] i thought walking around town with a lovebite on my forehead was bad enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonty84 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 my ex was considerably younger than me when i was 18 and one afternoon i was in her bed not wearing very much. Her dad fucking hated me and came in without knocking, took one look at me and said 'i think its about time you got dressed and left'. He looked fucking furious. So i said 'ok' and thought he would leave the room.....wrong......i had to get out of the bed pretty much billy bollocks and get dressed in front of him whilst he made sure i left. i then said 'bye' to my ex and made my way down the stairs. he followed me down and said 'if i catch you in bed with my daughter again you're for it, and i'm not joking'.its ok though coz i got him back by pissing on the side of his car one night when i was hammered.fuckin dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 took one look at me and said 'i think its about time you got dressed and left'Haha, that's terrible. A similar thing happened to me but it was a brother as opposed to Dad. Snoopy siblings suck ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Haha' date=' that's terrible. A similar thing happened to me but it was a brother as opposed to Dad. Snoopy siblings suck ass.[/quote']my boyf's little sis does that, shes about 16 and HATES me. When he lived at his parents she'd be in his room until she was told to go to bed (which would be quite late at night), and would take any excuse to start play fighting with him. Thank fuck he's moved out now, the little cow really got on my tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morlun Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Most embarrassing moment: waking up on New year's day 2002, still pissed from the night before. Can remeber every little detail- right down to the clothes I was wearing- except one. I remeber I had sex with someone that night, can remeber their name, and can remeber everything we talked about. What I could not remeber was what she looked like. Now this may not sound so bad - "Look at the person lying next to you" was most people's response. The only problem was, I was fully clothed again, asleep on my mates couch, and there were about 10- 15 other people in the room. How may people have had to do the "I'm going to start talking and hope that I can bluff my way out of this" conversation. After 2 bottles of vodka, 40 in the palace and too much pot, it is NOT an easy thing to do. Needless to say, I was not too popular, as the girl in question soon realised what I was up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valley69 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 I remember another incicdent. I had been at some sort of lock in at moshlulu. I passed out and the moshulu staff decided it would be funny to put makeup all over my face. My mate lives round the corner fae mosh so i just crashed at hers then got on the bus home next morning. The bus was bloody packed and i started getting really weird ass looks. Got home and when i looked in the mirror i saw that i was wearing lipstick, eyeshadow and blusher. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valley69 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 my ex was considerably younger than me when i was 18 and one afternoon i was in her bed not wearing very much. Her dad fucking hated me and came in without knocking' date=' took one look at me and said 'i think its about time you got dressed and left'. He looked fucking furious. So i said 'ok' and thought he would leave the room.....wrong......i had to get out of the bed pretty much billy bollocks and get dressed in front of him whilst he made sure i left. i then said 'bye' to my ex and made my way down the stairs. he followed me down and said 'if i catch you in bed with my daughter again you're for it, and i'm not joking'.its ok though coz i got him back by pissing on the side of his car one night when i was hammered.fuckin dick.[/quote']thats fucking hilarious.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 my ex was considerably younger than me when i was 18 and one afternoon i was in her bed not wearing very much. Her dad fucking hated me and came in without knocking' date=' took one look at me and said 'i think its about time you got dressed and left'. He looked fucking furious. So i said 'ok' and thought he would leave the room.....wrong......i had to get out of the bed pretty much billy bollocks and get dressed in front of him whilst he made sure i left. i then said 'bye' to my ex and made my way down the stairs. he followed me down and said 'if i catch you in bed with my daughter again you're for it, and i'm not joking'.its ok though coz i got him back by pissing on the side of his car one night when i was hammered.fuckin dick.[/quote']Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 my ex was considerably younger than me when i was 18 and one afternoon i was in her bed not wearing very much. Her dad fucking hated me and came in without knocking' date=' took one look at me and said 'i think its about time you got dressed and left'. He looked fucking furious. So i said 'ok' and thought he would leave the room.....wrong......i had to get out of the bed pretty much billy bollocks and get dressed in front of him whilst he made sure i left. i then said 'bye' to my ex and made my way down the stairs. he followed me down and said 'if i catch you in bed with my daughter again you're for it, and i'm not joking'.its ok though coz i got him back by pissing on the side of his car one night when i was hammered.fuckin dick.[/quote']if that ever happend to me...there would be no warning...just a beating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Most embarrassing moment: waking up on New year's day 2002' date=' still pissed from the night before. Can remeber every little detail- right down to the clothes I was wearing- except one. I remeber I had sex with someone that night, can remeber their name, and can remeber everything we talked about. What I could not remeber was what she looked like. Now this may not sound so bad - "Look at the person lying next to you" was most people's response. The only problem was, I was fully clothed again, asleep on my mates couch, and there were about 10- 15 other people in the room. How may people have had to do the "I'm going to start talking and hope that I can bluff my way out of this" conversation. After 2 bottles of vodka, 40 in the palace and too much pot, it is NOT an easy thing to do. Needless to say, I was not too popular, as the girl in question soon realised what I was up to.[/quote']This is exactly why I always carry a marker pen.Also prevents 'rodeos'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 i once got my shoe lace stuck in the bottom of the moving stairs in bonacord. it was stuck right in there totaly couldn't get it out, ppl falling all over me and some little old woman trying to reach the stop botton. i couldn't move for laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonty84 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 if that ever happend to me...there would be no warning...just a beating...oh no i must say I would be shitting myself about that gumpy.Considering her Dad was a bald, solid looking fucker, I'd be about 100 times more worried about a beating from him. I'd still piss on his car though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 yehh.... i cant really think of anything. i want to say ive shit or pished myself recently but i just havent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 yehh.... i cant really think of anything. i want to say ive shit or pished myself recently but i just havent.So it wasn't you that did a crap in my washine machine last party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 I remember another incicdent. I had been at some sort of lock in at moshlulu. I passed out and the moshulu staff decided it would be funny to put makeup all over my face. My mate lives round the corner fae mosh so i just crashed at hers then got on the bus home next morning. The bus was bloody packed and i started getting really weird ass looks. Got home and when i looked in the mirror i saw that i was wearing lipstick' date=' eyeshadow and blusher. Bastards.[/quote']I remember it well I took no part in the art but I didn't exactly stop it either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 So it wasn't you that did a crap in my washine machine last party?no .....but ill take the blame for the steaming pile i left on your chest during the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 haha. we all know that was paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Worst encounter happened today!!!!!!My ex, left me, took money etc and moved home to Norway a year ago. I saw her on Union Street today! I didnt know what to say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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