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I must have missed the original posting...oops (unless it was before April, when I joined).

Wonder which other creatures could be used as lead singers? (Pigs would be too obvious, .....maybe something local (although sheep have already been done). How about a seagull-fronted metal band?

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I must have missed the original posting...oops (unless it was before April' date=' when I joined).

Wonder which other creatures could be used as lead singers? (Pigs would be too obvious, .....maybe something local (although sheep have already been done). How about a seagull-fronted metal band?[/quote']

You have no idea how accurate that is.

My mate has a pet seagull back home. Seriously. It was found with a broken wing as a chick & his Dad nursed it back to health.

It stays in a shed at the bottom of the garden. It can't fly away as it get's "scared".

Anyway, I digress - we were going to sample it & record Death Metal backing tracks for backing.

The band was going to be called "Shitehawk".

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The goldfish would be christened "Ian Gill-an"

I like the random hamster thing.......sounds like something Prof Lo-Fi could investigate.

Even more of a challenge......a haddock supper from the Ashvale (gives me an excuse for getting one, make no bones about it).

*awaits the critical 'battering'*

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The goldfish would be christened "Ian Gill-an"

I like the random hamster thing.......sounds like something Prof Lo-Fi could investigate.

Even more of a challenge......a haddock supper from the Ashvale (gives me an excuse for getting one' date=' make no bones about it).

*awaits the critical 'battering'*[/quote']

is that last years magic mushrooms you are starting to use

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My mate has a pet seagull back home. Seriously. It was found with a broken wing as a chick & his Dad nursed it back to health.

It stays in a shed at the bottom of the garden. It can't fly away as it get's "scared".

Anyway' date=' I digress - we were going to sample it & record Death Metal backing tracks for backing.

The band was going to be called "[b']Shitehawk".

Are you sure the bird likes Death Metal? It might prefer someting more emo.

Note to self - DO NOT MAKE UP BANDNAMES FOR BIRD GROUPS!!!!!!!!

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* NOTE TO SELF - BUGGER OFF!!! HERE ARE A FEW-*

BIG BLACK(BIRD)

Lone PIGEON

(TH)RUSH

MY MIND's WEAPON (well one of them made a TIT of himself at the Fudge awards)

BUDDY (OST)RICH

MYNAH THREAT

BUDGIE

CONWAY TWEETY-PIE

ROBIN TROWER

MIKE HERON

(SWAL)LOW'S ALAN SPAR-HAWK

THE MIGHTY SPARROW

THE EAGLES

POLLY HARVEY

FLAMINGO 8'THE FLAMINGO LIPS

THE DOVES

THE BIRDS

THE BYRDS

THHE BIRDS OF PARADISE

DEADPARROT SUPERSTAR

EGILMAN STREET

CLIVE RAVEN-SBY

THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY

CAPERCAILLIE

THE SHAGS

THE DUCKDOWNROADS

THAT PETREL EMOTION

LONE SPTARMIGAN

CUR-LEW REED

SNIPE PILE DRIVER

TERN EASY WISHES

GUILLEMOT THE HOOPLE

'OWLIN WOLF

B B KINGFISHER

RONNIE WOODPECKER

HOUSEMARTIN STEPHENSON (playing Drummonds soon!!!)

GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPITS

SHRIKEBACK

RINGO STARLING

JAY JAY CALE

McFLYCATCHER

THE ROLLING STONECHATS

MC YELLOWHAMMER

CORMORANT 'N' DEC

DOUBLE JACKDAW

FIVE FEATHER DISCOUNT

POLLYTIK (NOW COPY TUWHIT TUWHOO)

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* NOTE TO SELF - BUGGER OFF!!! HERE ARE A FEW-*

BIG BLACK(BIRD)

Lone PIGEON

(TH)RUSH

MY MIND's WEAPON (well one of them made a TIT of himself at the Fudge awards)

BUDDY (OST)RICH

MYNAH THREAT

BUDGIE

CONWAY TWEETY-PIE

ROBIN TROWER

MIKE HERON

(SWAL)LOW'S ALAN SPAR-HAWK

THE MIGHTY SPARROW

THE EAGLES

POLLY HARVEY

FLAMINGO 8'S

THE BIRDS

THE BYRDS

THHE BIRDS OF PARADISE

DEADPARROT SUPERSTAR

EGILMAN STREET

CLIVE RAVEN-SBY

THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY

CAPERCAILLIE

THE SHAGS

THE DUCKDOWNROADS

THAT PETREL EMOTION

LONE SPTARMIGAN

CUR-LEW REED

SNIPE PILE DRIVER

TERN EASY WISHES

GUILLEMOT THE HOOPLE

'OWLIN WOLF

B B KINGFISHER

RONNIE WOODPECKER

HOUSEMARTIN STEVENSON (playing Drummonds soon!!!)

GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPITS

SHRIKEBACK

RINGO STARLING

JAY JAY CALE

McFLYCATCHER

THE ROLLING STONECHATS

MC YELLOWHAMMER

CORMORANT 'N' DEC

DOUBLE JACKDAW

FIVE FEATHER DISCOUNT

POLLYTIK (NOW COPY TUWHIT TUWHOO)

*genuflects*

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