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i'll buy a dv cable tomorrow and see what i can do then. jamsey's speech will make an apperance in this thread at some point.... it's a promise.

i also have nicky casino being bombarded with balloons. it's beautiful.

promisse breaker!

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i also have nicky casino being bombarded with balloons. it's beautiful.

o_O

What's this?!? I didn't go to the FMA as I am... um' date=' away.

Hmmm, either this video is just another fake or my evil twin, Mendosa, survived plummeting down the Niagara Falls all those years ago... or maybe I really [i']was at the Fudge Music Awards this year?

?(

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What's this?!? I didn't go to the FMA as I am... um' date=' away.

Hmmm, either this video is just another fake or my evil twin, Mendosa, survived plummeting down the Niagara Falls all those years ago... or maybe I really [i']was at the Fudge Music Awards this year?

?(

Quiet you.

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Well Jamesy made no speech this year hence the referring to last year.

Can't have you making a tit of yourself sir.

THAT'S never happened before I'm sure. A gentleman like yourself...

Aaaaah now it makes sense (I guess). *sigh* My hero... waitaminute where the Hell are you the rest of the time? You know I need constant supervision.

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The speeches this year were dump.

Total charisma bypass from almost all the winners.

Those who turned up and weren't taking themselves too seriously to actually get their awards that is.

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The speeches this year were dump.

Total charisma bypass from almost all the winners.

Those who turned up and weren't taking themselves too seriously to actually get their awards that is.

If only we'd lobbied Fudge to add the word 'gigs' at the end of the award Drakes' won then you'd have been able to show us all how to do it eh? :p

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im gonna say this, cos im hungover and i dont give a fuck. Many points are in reference to Jamesy's speech last year, and various things Ive noticed.

Filthpact have played 79 gigs in under two years(2 year anniversary of first gig is on 16th of May) in 16 different countries (Scotland, England, Belgium, Germany, Czech Republic, Austria, Ireland, Finland, Northern Ireland, Netherlands, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Slovenia, Switzerland, France); We were short listed for best extreme act (thin we apparently caem second??) and best overall band this year, I was short listed for most shaggable, Ive slept with alot of your girlfriends and some very sexy people(and some absolutely hounds, yes), and despite all this Filthpact have never won or been short listed for worst band and me never for most punchable.

The conclusion...

Filthpact are the best band in Aberdeen and I'm the coolest person ever. Disagree? Fuck off.

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If only we'd lobbied Fudge to add the word 'gigs' at the end of the award Drakes' won then you'd have been able to show us all how to do it eh? :p

I was excluding you from my scathing critique, but since you mention it, yes most likely.

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where's this speech video?.

I want to see Jamesy just so I can hate the wee fucker even more.

I hate his gay hair products, I hate the way he checks oot my arse, and I hate his lame excuses for fucking up all the time, AYE, bring on mair sorry tales of the Jamesemeister pissing people off and leaving them stranded in foreign countries or airports without a bean, ggrrr he really grips my shite - or probably WOULD given half a chance, the fat, poofy,cabbage patch doll faced, ginger, whinger and all round incompetent waste of a belt - his droopy arsed jeans and oversized man pants sticking oot the top are nae doot hiding a wifies thong, and I bet it smells like spunk tae -a ower the erse.

I widnae be surprised if he's spent my loot on granny porn - loads of auld trouts with floory coapy baps -except they're mair like droopy half deflated space hoppers, gyad sakes min, if ye are gan tae try to convince folk yer nae a marmite motorway merchant, at least buy porn wi do able chicks in it.

Aye, Jamesy has surpassed himself this time, I've missed a few tasty acts and suffered in many ways, but I winna bore ye wi a the details- basically - I'm looking for suggestions on how I can " brighten up " his day , mwa ha ha haaaaaaa.

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