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I worked at a weather station in altens once upon a moon. I hated the place, I prefered to get stoned back then so my excuses for not working varied. On this occasion I had genuinely woken up with a trapped nerve and was finding it hard to move about. So of course I phone in sick telling them the crack. But somewhere through translation the reason became twisted and I rolled into work the next day with EVERYONE gawking at me. The boss called me into the office and proceeded to explain that I had phoned in sick with a broken spine. The type of broken spine that doesn't fix in a day!! Two weeks later I was made redundant.

No worries. Anyone up for this...

Hey. Yeah its a lead he's after. cheers

Hey... My mate is looking to take-on a guitarist for a newly formed band who lost their last guitarist recently. Samer and the Hammers are a fairly new band with a few gigs already under their belt, after losing their guitarist they need a replacement. It wont be a - jump straight into a gig type thing, not until you and the band and comfortable with this. They play soft rock / rock with Indie fused in. All new material. Anywho, if you drop me a PM I'll pass on Samers number and you can deal with him direct (the boys nae got internet). Cheers

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Just finished my 1st season with Liverpool. Without Europe it was a long season, I went out of both domestic cups early on but did pretty well with the League - finished 2nd after pushing Man Utd all the way to the final game. Had a fairly steady team playing a 4-1-2-3 with two wingers supporting Suarez, who only scored 16 goals through the whole season but the wingers chipped in with 12 + 15, all in all, a good season.Looking forward to next season.

I'm in. Just as well one of the rules is "Don't kill celebs" I'd quite happily kill a few of them on my list.

Hi, This isn't for me, I'm helping a mate out. Sammer's a solo artist that's looking to get something new on the go and although he's been in bands before he's not been in one for a while. At the moment his bandname is Samer and the Hammers. Obviously it's just himself, there are no hammers. Even if it's just for jamming PM me for details. Drummer Lead Guitar Bass Indie / alternative blues / 60's - 70's / folk / rock Anyone with a passion for music that can play / sing are welcome to jam along and see what happens. Cheers