johnzornssax

glib. means nowt. be a man. fail.

please detail. otherwise, you sound like a total reactionary cock monger.

yeah min, its pretty shit. Heres a funny-ish story, couple of years ago, works night out in Espionage, was dancing about being the usual dick-head i am, having a laugh, this black chick starts grinding up against me- ( totally inappropriate and a bit slaggy)it was fun but about 50 seconds into it the heavy squad arrived- telling me that i needed to watch my attitude and that, get this " she was not for me", really funny, and a slightly uncomfortable situation- It's not like i was trying to fuck said girl...it was a bit of dancing=- and i'm peerless in the dancing stakes, anyhow- just felt it was a bit gay. needless to say i went a bit reasonable and pulled a Kanye West face and told them to check eminem. och it was fine, she was ugly anyhow- but it bugged me......i always wondered what a judicious application of boot polish would do in that bar.... right, i'm off now. no offence...just relating how it is in a'deen.

I think you misunderstood. everything. I used to find you a bit grating around the edges, then i gleaned you were circa 18 years old and a ginger. I'm down with that. You are a dude in my book Mr. Grammar and spellcheck.! Go Nit-picker!

is your arse okay now? did you get tested for bummer aids?, it's a total cunt- you need to stay on a course of lemsip for a month.

are you the "baldy rapist fae liquid"? my cousin is getting you stabbed pretty soonish...

hey, been busy at work the last month, a lot going on, and a heap of staff up from England to show around Aberdeen. Done the warehouse drummonds et al, but late last friday i took them all to espionage. A fairly good night was had by all, apart from various incidents of groping and sexism. is espionage the worst club in aberdeen for stonage antics. or as gina from our harrogate store said " this club is full off stinking retarded sexist enthnics" discuss.

beats of rage = clear gay fail.

she'd crit yer emission schedule, it would end badly. she has teeny tiny tits like rape fodder anyhow- I'd give it a miss...unless you are a well motivated Polish rapist with the words " she was alive and breathing when i left her" printed on a business card.

Pond, a brilliant drone pop band from years ago on sub pop wrote a song called tree, and it's pretty good. Think it's on spotify. Rest of the LP is worth having also, great vocal harmonies and bludgeoning semi eastern tuning rock guitar. see ya!

would anyone like to form a spiderland discussion group? Pretty sure I could apply for a Scottish Arts Council grant to pay for a room once a month at Tom's and a box of red wine. Nae Rose, naebody buys Rose on purpose...

It's not exactly unachievable, I mean I'm counting the bar staff and soundman/woman as well.

Pretty much what i meant to say.

I know nothing of said Retard. Maybe I should. If Pete Babyshambles/Libertines. snuffed it you lot would be following my lead. Taking the piss big style. My niche is not your niche. So dial it down and be nice. All deaths are sad, it disnae need to be said, it's like a scum on Jeremy Kyle barking on about "i care for my family" or "blood is thicker than water", it's not like he called himself J. Rotten. Also, a lot of folk warned me about this site, kinda fradgey natives- but dude just cause you have a lot of green dots disnae mean you are a rightious soldier- it just means a lot of morons agree. Anyway. I'll not interupt this thread again/

looking for folk to mess about with in a band. Quite tunefull, but fairly noisy. I've played some demos to folk and they witter stuff like "it's really catchy but hoorin' mental". The lyrics are a bit silly. Double deffo. Tuned to d at the moment but sometimes go to c. riffs etc. I'm old so folk with a reality check in hand and some gigging experience would be tidy.Over 30-ish, cause i dont have mtv2 and actually listen to music. Melvins, unsane etc meets semisonic apparently. ( dont hear it myself.) another one was "a drowning dinosaur jr.", whatever that means- the ultimate aim is to play to six people in drummonds. oh aye, i'm looking for drum bashers and bass guitar.