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Elton Fucking John!!! That man is everything that's wrong with the world. A fat, hissy fit throwing cunt who finds it totally acceptable to spend 20,000 a day on flowers. I hope he dies of aids.

Tickets still available for this? If so can you pay on the door?

I have to say I'm a Macallan man myself but for a change I do enjoy Talisker. My all time favourite has to be Macallan Fine Oak 12 year old. I remember asking for a bottle of this in a whisky shop in Edinburgh. Then promptly walking out when it turned out the guy serving me was American and trying to recommend 'better' whiskies. Sorry but I can't take advice on whisky from some bourbon drinking yank. As for the water debate. I have to say it depends what whisky you're drinking.

Watched Blue in the Face last night. It's all centred around a cigar store in Brooklyn and stars Harvey Kietel. It's sort of a companion for another film called Smoke which is along the same idea. Have to say Smoke was brilliant but quite serious at times. Still a beautiful story though. As far as Blue in the Face goes. It's a much more fun film using a lot of the same actors. Supposedly they finished the filming of Smoke ahead of time and under budget so decide to make Blue in the Face with the time and money left over. Both films are great especially Blue in the Face which has some great cameos from the likes of Lou Reed, Roseanne, Madonna and Michael J Fox.

I'm going to the Thistle Hotel in Altens this year. For 100 you get a massive meal, ceileadh and a night in the hotel. Not bad.

Ran to work this morning and listened to Slayer - God Hates Us All. Knocked 3 Minutes off my best time. Think tomorrow I might go for Hummingbird of Death or maybe Black Eye Riot.

Yer maw's phone number!

Seriously! Were you watching that film with your fuckin eyes shut. I'm no bomb disposal expert but I'm sure these lads don't swan around like John Mclean. The film seemed pretty promising for the first 10 minutes but went downhill when Jeremy Renner's character turned up. From then on I cringed my way through what I feel is a massive bag of shit only to be enjoyed by a mindless American audience.

Saw The Hurt Locker yesterday. Read some some really good reviews that stated that bomb disposal experts had watched the film and they reckon it's as close as you'll get to what happens in real life. Well I'm sorry but in that line of work I really couldn't see anybody tolerating some badass redneck who only does things on his terms. I should've fucking known better. Every time I give Hollywood another chance they just spit right in my face. Am I the only one who cringes at this sort of shit. Expect plenty 'Lets kick some ass!!!' , 'Where's the fuckin beer!!!' and 'Woooooh high five'. Stay away from this.

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Don't know if anybody has posted this yet and I don't really care cos I fuckin end myself every time I see it. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Favourite oldie- 12 Angry Men - Henry Fonda was the shit in that film. Favourite comedy- Freddy Got Fingered - The 'Daddy would you like some sausage scene' is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Favourite action- A Bittersweet Life - When it comes to action films the Koreans piss all over Hollywood and this is one of the best. Favourite gangster- The Godfather Trilogy - Sofia Coppola's shitty acting fucked the third one but apart from that nothing comes close. All time favourite film has to be Leon. Such a beautiful story and Gary Oldman puts in an amazing performance. Can't go wrong with Luc Besson writing and directing either. I heard somewhere they were going to make a sequel but I hope to fuck that dosn't happen. It should just be left alone as an all time classic.

Almost forgot! I took J Mascis for a dive when I worked in Byron Bay. Have to say the guy's a fuckin retard.

Met Ozzy Osbourne at Bangkok airport a few years ago. Saw him walking towards immigration pushing his luggage trolley with Sharon by his side. Being a massive Sabbath fan I was totally star struck and started mumbling like an idiot. I said "You're Ozzy Osbourne" and he replied "I know" then trundled off while I stood there like a complete knob. Wasn't till after I realised I never got an autograph. Would've made a fine addition to my passport stamps as well. I heard later the reason he was in Thailand was to see Jack take part in a Thai boxing match. Hope he got his ass kicked.