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He's shite now. I watched one episode of his program on itv2 and thought.. Nahh... C'mon man, put on a mask and say minge. That's what everyone wants.

Bo in the USA onwards was just let down after let down with this guy.

With the lip hair and everything? That is disgusting. I enjoy a bit of Loraine Kelly like. I really enjoyed Scott Pilgrim... Pretty funny and quite fun. And surprisingly close to the comic. Like the dialogue is straight out of it. Which is nice.

Delivery folk just dumping stuff in front of doors without getting signatures. I don't care if it's behind some wood. Thieves know to look there. I didn't sign, but instead of taking it back to the depot you dump it.

Dude read your pm

I fucking despise this. And the people that do it. Ok I have a bus pass, so I just whap it oot. But even when I didn't I always made sure the right amount was out my wallet and in my front pocket ready to give to the driver. "The buses are always late! I've waited here for ages! Oh here it is. I better get my purse out and rummage through all my shillings!". Old bints.

I saw a couple of flashes on Thursday night. Slept through it on Saturday night. Was in work when it happened today.

Wasn't the funniest one. But a good episode to open with. I mean, a good concept to open with - the baby being born - but could've done with a few more jokes. And maybe some David Mitchell shouting.

Last film I watched was Despicable Me. Pretty good. Some 'awwwwww's. Some laughs. Pretty decent kids film. 3d wasn't really needed though.

Common Sense is really a dying artform. I've never driven a car before.. Well I went forward in first gear when I was 14, then slammed the breaks on. But it seems a lot of these folk passing don't know the first thing about common sense. And I'd say it's pretty important when driving. I hate folk that are spoiled by mummy and daddy. Another pet hate. Especially when you see it in bands.

Exactly. I hate people complaining about others driving in bad weather. When no one can be Schumacher. And most of the people who think they are, aren't.

I enjoy a film like that.

We hand junkies down the stairs from us. You'd get dealers and the like always coming in the back garden. Scared of my black lab at the time. Who wouldn't have touched a fly. Made me laugh.

Hope not. Daleks in my bedroom is all I need. After reading this topic I realised how much I hate Aberdonians in town. The walk to the first bus shop was the worst 10 minutes of my day.

People 'tidying up'. When all they do is move stuff from where I know it is to some other dimension. Lost a good pair of jeans this morning due to it.

Went last night to try out. Best pub in Aberdeen in my opinion. Most friendly barmen - towards non-regulars - I've ever met. Especially the beardy bloke and the girl with broon hair. And the beers! Very nice.

Aye don't worry. I do what I can. My trouser-bits are clean and my finger rarely slips through the paper. I'm alright to shake hands with. Another pet hate. My dad does this: I'll argue. Prove him wrong. Then he'll say "Aye but you wouldn't know you don't have kids." I realise this is a joke by an Irish comedian who - for the love of god I can't remember his name - but it's a pet hate.

Don't worry. Not here. I just find a lot of people tend to be right arseholes and the rules state not to be. And my hands are clean. But public toilets are bastards for lack of soap. That's another pet hate. Cleaners not doing their job. Check the fucking soap dispensers.

The only way to end on of those is to endure a bro-hug. As a bro-shake is in essence, just holding hands funny. I hate how bro-shaking is now the norm instead of just a hello or a wave. I know you. We aren't meeting for the first time. No hand shake needed. I just had a piss and there was no soap.

People who, when you go to shake their hand, pull you in for some sort of bro-hug. People who say 'bro' when they are of no relation whatsoever. A little game my arsehole plays called 'Right that's you, I'm empty... NAE. Enjoy a shitty arse crack'. Toilets that don't fill up again fast enough. People who invite you round to play xbox or playstation and only have one remote. Resulting in you watching them play campaign for a few hours. People who insist on playing turn about in story mode, ruining my game, when I want to play multiplayer. Forum 'Mods' not sticking by the rules they put out. And most of what has already been said.

I know I know I know. Don't worry. I enjoy open string chugs. I also enjoy banjo string chugs. But that's for a different website.

Irvine Welsh - Bedroom Secrets of the Masterchefs. Been put on hold as I'm starting to get in to comics. And I pictures are easier to read than words.

I have never listened to any of those bands. But I do enjoy a br00tal beat down and such. I'm a bassist.

I fancy going for a few of the BrewDog Ales. Has anyone bought any of the mixed boxes? If so what would you say is the best one to go for? I say this, I might just head down to the bar and have a couple, see what tickles my fancy.

EDIT: I'm going to be selfish. I only really want a hardcore band to be honest. In the mood for some heavy stuff.