sexytunk

My wife says that all the time, but once I've slapped her across the puss she's fine.

Surely you can't judge a club for attitudes over a hundred years ago, when that attitudes don't necessarly exist today?

Excuse me, it's called the female genital anatomy

It's cause your not allowed to be funny now, unless it can be broadcast on C-Beebies

You weren't getting my point Calum, I couldn't give a toss about posts which are bigotry in content, if it offends me I'll look not read on. I just don't think it's fair, that one genre of topic is removed as it's deemed unsuitable, when others ain't, when the chances of offence being taken is similar

Well I'm being petty yeh, but you don't think there has been any bigotry in a few of these posts? It doesn't bother me, I'll ignore anything that does. But there are parts of this thread which are just as off topic as the ones you deleted, yet this one remains. Just think all topics have to be treated fairly

Yeh but the could say the sexual content was just saying " Vaginas are great"

Enough to the extend where it could offend I guess I think the fact your trivialising a serious matter could offend some people

Chris, not trying to be a cock here, but sectarianism offends me greatly, so why aren't those threads removed from the site?

Ha Ha I knew it

I wish a bear would maul the whole Aberdeen squad, and then Willy Miller replaced the team with Mr Blobby Look-a-likes, that is the only way I would go to Pisstodrie

Is that Zander and Mackie at the bottom?

I bet you put loads of elastic bands round your own cock, just so it feels like you are ripping someone elses cock off when you wanking. Honestly, I hear that happens

Well each to there own and all that bollocks

No it's funny cause it's actually Dwight Yorke

Na I'm not gonna lower myself and get banned! Already had one moderator warning today, thats enough for me.

Do you really want me to answer that?

Don't you mean above?

Maybe I should have used "It", rather than his or her. Hindsight is a wonderful thing

So if you have a problem with it, it's not allowed to happen?

Yeh it does Original Spies, so piss off and get your chips, and leave the fucking bees alone

Can't beat a bit of Dwarf, or extreme amputee porn in my opinion

Ok, is this better? Could be one of three options why he/she got sacked here! 1) He/she raped him/her after hours, 2) He/she slipped it up his/her hoop without telling him/her, 3) He/she was so bad that he/she just couldn't look her/him in the face anymore! Or, could be a combination of more than one Or more likely he/she just left, but my options are so much more entertaining

Could be one of three options why he got sacked here! 1) He raped her after hours, 2) He slipped it up her hoop without telling her, 3) He was so bad that she just couldn't look him in the face anymore! Or, could be a combination of more than one Or more likely he just left, but my options are so much more entertaining

Nah I'll let you off, made me chuckle! Don't know about anyone else