This popped up on another message board and it's probably the best thread I've ever come across. 'He passes one, he passes two, he passes three AND THAT'S A MAGNIFICANT GOAL BY KIRK BROADFOOT!' 'And the atmosphere is electric inside Rugby Park this afternoon!' 'And Hibs have won the Tennent's Scottish Cup!' 'Group D: number 14 - Bayern Munich number 1 - Real Madrid number 9 - Dynamo Kiev number 26 - Heart of Midlothian' 'And Mike McCurry shows Barry Ferguson the red card!' 'And it's a proud day for Darren Mackie, making his debut appearance for league leaders Chelsea' The possibilities are endless. You could spend an entire day in the pub coming up with these.