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Hello all,

Can anyone tell me when the next Northern Soul night is happening, if at all? I know they used to be on at the Belmont Social Club, is this still happening?

Thanks

Last day of work before a week in Tenerife. YAS.

When did this site change? It's been months since I've been on (bloody Sky and their shite internet) and its all rather different!!

Getting to work and everyone is either off sick or away to meetings all day. Skiving ahday. Win.

Same. No management around all day - belter.

My pet hate of today is the jobsworth bitch at my work who feels it necessary to point out trivial bullshit at any given opportunity. I made the fatal mistake today of putting a paper towel in the bin, only to have her launch herself across the room at me - 'thats not a bin, thats for plastic only'. Is that so? Well in that case, why not put a FUCKING notice beside it to let people know? Its your bog-standard kitchen bin, how the fuck should I know?! Arsehole.

Also, this fucking rain has made my hair go frizzy and has soaked my trousers up to my knees. I'm in a cunt of a bad mood already

When you pick up the phone, and the person phoning you is still in mid conversation with someone else. I just hate that. I feel like hanging up everytime. I probably should. I will.

I feel your pain, this happens to me on a daily basis at work. They usually start talking FAR too loudly into the phone as well once they've realised you've answered. Arseholes.

Also, those 'this is a recorded message, please do not hang up' calls that we seem to get at least 5 times a day. Fuck. OFF.

Having 'sneeze-face'. You know, when you've got a cold, and feel like you're about to sneeze, but the feeling lasts all day. A good look, especially at work.

An evening of playing board games with my sister and a friend has been most ace-ic.

Played Dreamphone for first time in years and years. I would like to see an updated version of it and how that would work... (I won both times we played. Yeah, I can't believe it, Mark AND Charlie like me

Aaah, Dreamphone!! Forgot that game even existed!! Amazing

John, are you thinking of Ghost Castle?

How about some old spice?

Excellent choice. Though I won't be visiting him again til the bottle is finished. Could maybe throw in a stylish medallion or sovereign ring for added effect.

Buy him some Just For Men now, and by Christmas he'll need MORE TIES!

Ha!

I can't be arsed racking my brain trying to think of something a bit different from the usual christmas shite that he'll like. He's getting some cheap aftershave and novelty socks, and he'll fucking well like it.

If anyone has good Dad-present ideas, please let me know - its impossible to get my dad something! He doesn't like DVDs because he doesn't see the point of watching the same film twice ?(, CDs are a no-go because when I asked what music he's into at the moment I got a 'hmmm, da ken, bit o athin really'. He doesn't really drink in the house, so a nice bottle of something would be a bit of a waste. Bah. Help!

Moving into my new flat in a week and a half. It's closer to work, which means extra time in bed in the morning - definitely ace-ic!

MOD-REN.

No, it's modern.

Bahaha. Thats a favourite with the over 70's.

'Oooh, that big Tesco's is right mod-ren, in't it?'

How how harmful is it to swallow mouthwash on a regular basis? Someone at work has been advised to use mouthwash by his dentist, so the past 2 weeks, he's been swigging it, and then swallowing it. He's almost through a whole bottle. He insists it's fine. Will he be fine, or will he shit out his own liver?

Either that or he'll shit out his own teeth.........

Fucking Sage Line 500. I can't get any work done because it keeps crashing, and people keep nipping my head because said work isn't done. Mothercunt.

I LOVED the Gummi Bears!! And completely forgot about Dogtanian, though it looks terrible now!

Trapdoor was ace.

For anyone that's ever worked in a bar, I literally just over heard this exact conversation..,

"what kind of vodkas have you got?"

"smirnoff, wisinowka cherry vodka and Chopin vodka"

"aye, I'll have one of them."

WHICH ONE DIP-SHIT???? WHATS NEXT, "Can I have 2 beers?" THERES A FUCKING LOT IF THEM CUNT FEATURES, WHAT BEER?!?!

Stupid people should stay at home and die in tragic tin opener accidents. Dicks.

YESSSS, THIS.

Another bar-related pet hate:

Punter: 2 pints of Tennents please

Me: Thats 5.80 please

Punter: 5.80? You're nae feart, are yi?

BAH. Of what exactly? Just give me the fucking money you tosser.

Scotch Eggs.

There was party food for a colleague's retirment today. Nobody likes Scotch Eggs. Except me. So I ate them all. Now I feel awesome.

Scotch eggs are ace. I like how they rattle when you shake them. An all round fun snack.

Beer: Stella (tops).

Spirits: Havana Especial, Coke and lime (fresh, none of this cordial shite)

Vodka, apple juice and Red Bull (trust me, it's good)

Jagerbomb

Wine: Not without a packet of Rennies.

Forget about the haters, just Do What U Like.

Die Hard 2 on Channel 4, now. Yas min.

He'll be 'Faces you'd never tire of punching'-thread-bound if he keeps this up.........

Morning curry is one of life's great pleasures.

And I'm not even Geordie

I'd have to agree. Curry at any time of the day is ace.

Lemon curd can fuck right off though.

Coin Frenzy. So boring, yet so addictive.

John-Funk

Junk?

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