Had a filthy home poker game in Mo-town last night, helped by getting the deuce-seven side game on the go (no winners, shockingly). Today I'm doing bugger all and going nowhere (sorry Jimmer) because I'm doing the Baker Hughes tomorrow. If I survive that, I'll have a cold beer, go home and watch the Dunfermline Houdini attempt on BBC Alba. It might be football commentary in Gaelic, but it still makes more sense than Craig Burley ever does...