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My new Pet Hate ....

The NCP carpark on Shiprow

I was playing my Bagpipes at a wedding at the Douglas Hotel on Thursday (I was also a guest too!) .... as its nearby, I thought I'd park at the NCP, arrived at 1338hrs, got the ticket, parked car, went to the Douglas......... played Pipes, attended the reception, and at approx 1725hrs went back to carpark to go home.....

Placed ticket in machine, parking charge was 6.90, okay, I say to myself, used a 20 note (as I had only 4.60ish in change) in the machine which promptly spat it back out, tried again, same thing, tried second machine, spat it out also....so asked the little deaf guy attendant for change, after he had tried putting my note in both machines too, it still didn't work, then he said "Everyone has taken all my change, you'll have to go to the cinema or the newsagent for change".....ffs, so, I left to get change from newsagents, bought some cigarettes, got change, went back to NCP, (I was away prob 7 mins)... put ticket back in machine ready to pay using loose change now...only to find machine had now tripped over to 10.20...... BASTARD.....now had arguement with attendant about NOT paying the difference, as it was their machine that was faulty....he said he could do nothing ! I had to pay full amount or ticket would not open exit barrier.... I told him NO F*CKING WAY... I was willing to pay 6.90 but NOT 10.20......

In the end he said I had to fill a "Refused to Pay Form" and he would let me out of the exit.... Head Office will have to deal with it !!

Avoid the place like the clap......

Charges are a ripoff as it is...I'm never using that fucking place again.....

rant over (had to get that off my chest)

Can you not pay by card at the machines? Thats how I remember paying the last time I was there. It is alot easier than messing around with change. I agree on it being a total rip off though.

Fish tycoon. So addictive! Better than having real tropical fish.

Knife Wrench? You've lost me.

Its from Scrubs. I lost you ages ago

All I can think about reading this is Knife Wrench!

Need to cut down on the tv watching.

I'm getting sick of hearing about the fucking post code lottery. Shut up Angus Purden and stop sending me letters telling me about it. Had three in the past week.

YES! Mine hasn't even got the right postcode on it! o_O

There is a blockbuster in countesswells. Or is that closing aswell?

Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)

Asda only ever seem to have large, x large and xx large clothes. Who the fuck do they think shops there? We're not all andre the fucking giant.

ASDA with the McDonalds?

My optician said not to go to Optical Express because of a poor Which? report and also because of a number of people that she sees coming back in for glasses and various eye complaints such as 'halos' when looking at lights and dry eye.

I think i'll stick with my hard contacts for now. Only got one set of eyes.

BBC NEWS | Health | Laser eye consultations 'flawed'

yeah, my instructor is the same. calm as you like. unlike my dad when i'm out with him in a dual control learner car, who gets angry at anyone being impatient with me and proceeds to hang out of the passenger window shouting at them that they're all the wankers under the sun, giving them various hand gestures etc, this carries on not only until i'm away from the junction/lights but until they are out of sight. driving with my dad is mint.

I can beat that, my dad got out of the car at traffic lights to yell at the woman behind me on her mobile phone. The lights then changed and I had to wait for him to finish ranting and get back into the car before I could go anywhere.

That's true. I would cite the case if I could remember the name of it. Whoever it was clamped a car that was in their private car park, and they (the clampers) were guilty of "theft by appropriation" - i.e. restricting the owners the use of their car.

To dish out valid tickets you have to have the authority of the local authority - traffic wardens & police pretty much.

Black v Carmichael.

You've probably got heaps of both kinds of notes. Just be a good Samaritan and swap them you idle bitch.

Exactly, I have heaps of both and will not dredge through all the days takings to find people English notes. Doesn't increase profits and wastes my time and I'd could be accused of money laundering. Again, Bureax do foreign currency exhanges only.

I think it is perfectly reasonable for someone to think they could exchange their Scottish notes at a Bureau de Change. What is your problem?

Which one do you think is foreign? The English or the Scottish? They are both GBP thus making us unable to change between the two as we do foreign currency. Also where would our profit be?

People always try to change Scottish notes to English notes at the Bureau de Change where I work.

Hello, we do FOREIGN currency! : |

dogs eat babies

303 seconds on expert mode. yass.

is expert the same as advanced? if so my quickest time is 198 seconds.

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Certainly not cheap. But it is good fun.

I once stole a broken Rolex from some crazy bitch.

I'd have beaten you with my feather duster again.

This creepy bastard broke in to my house once while I was at home. I grabbed him and escorted him out the house and started trying to take his jacket to get my goods back but he ran across Queens' Road yelling "you fucking crazy bitch!" To which I replied "and don't you fucking come back!" Turns out he only took an old smashed rolex from my ungratetful brat era.

He hasn't been back : [

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Also if you stole something why would you brag about it on the internet?

I love Eagle May because I have a snapfax and they do wheat free options!

Although I go there so often that they know what I'm going to order.

James May of Top Gear was on my flight to Sri Lanka last month.

Love Top Gear.

mission failed phil! You weren't there and my tastes are too expensve!

I was after some Bose ones told to buy direct from them for some killer noise reduction ones.

awww better not sell out! I don't have tickets!

Ooooh oohhh, Phil, do you sell more headphones than you guys have on your website!? Theres only two pairs on there! I'd like some on ear ones.

And will noise cancelling ones not get me run over?

Hmmm probably easier to come in.

My rabbit (real rabbit, the fluffy sort) ate my headphones today. Little shit : [

Haha I went to school with Skye! Hazlehead Academy not Albyn!

PURE CLASS MIN

I like doing the hand claps while driving