El Gato

Very sad news...

The Masturbation Game featuring Bruce Foreskin and Rosemary Fud... Brown Force featuring Alan Titwank and Charlie Dimfuck...

I've never been a massive Moby fan but I was impressed with how the songs came across live and his musicians were great. Must check out Ben Lee too, who had slipped under my radar prior to yesterday. And of course Ms Imbruglia was as lovely as ever.

I was there and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Hard-fi were ok, not my cup of tea but Ben Lee was good. Natalie Imbruglia was as gorgeous as I expected and I was really impressed by Moby and how the songs sounded live. I think there were 1000 people there.

Nouvelle Vague are very good but partly because the songs don't feel ironic at all. In most part they work very well indeed.

Tom Chaplin is a sweaty, ruddy humpty fuck!

Who are 'they'? It's up to dog owners to take responsibility for their own dogs' shit!

Can I have an example of a non-ridiculous thread? What's more ridiculous: The thread or you replying to the ridiculous thread? Who is arrogant enough to decide what is ridiculous or not anyway? How many threads involve hackneyed cliches and truisms being rolled out ad infinitum? Or back slapping? Or back stabbing?

Dirty Kids' Stories 1. Rumple-foreskin.

Eternal afterlife? Well, I know a lot of people think that death being the end is scary but I think an eternal afterlife is a pretty scary concept too. Just on and on and on... I've thought about it before, always ends up with a strange sensation in my head. So I just enjoy what I do know which is that I am here now. Quite liked the DVD idea hahaha, I'd love to observe moments from my own life... not in a regretful way but I think it would be interesting.

Why are you getting in that Tardis? Because we want to, because we want to!!! :-)

Is it me or is Hogmanay the most overrated, hyped up night of the year? I can't think of another night which is given so much attention for no good reason. The best nights out are almost always the ones which happen spontaneously or when you least expect it. I think that's half the problem with Hogmanay. It gets built up so much that nobody wants to admit that maybe, just maybe, they aren't actually having that great a night after all. Days of preparation all to culminate in a lousy countdown to midnight followed by a shambolic rendition of Auld Lang Syne and of course everyone knows all the words to that past the first verse.... ahem. The finest example of the Hogmanay fizzle was in 1999 when it was joined by an even greater hype - the millennium. Yes, this time the world was going to end as planes would fall out of the sky and computers would spontaneously and inadvertantly start WWIII. Except none of this happened. Still, nice countdown though...