You started it ....................................................... Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you doing with that revolting creature?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat. Why is it so hard for goths to get work? Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons there is a goth, a metalhead, and a punk standing at the edge of a cliff, how do you tell who's who? Simple the goth is the one contemplating jumping off the cliff, the metalhead is yelling at the goth "JUMP! JUMP!" and the punk is the one who runs up from behind and pushes them both over!! How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, but one has to light the candle. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!" What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet? The cisterns of mercy