Doc

i bought the original and best version all those years ago, but this time I think I'll cut out the middle men and just send the money straight to the sudanese ministry of genocide so they can buy some shiny new tanks, just like the ethiopian government did with the original band aid money.

Although a non smoker, I don't have a problem with going into a pub where there are smokers, After all it's my choice and it's not as if I actually live there. But I think we need to compromise here. As a non smoker I don't have a problem with breathing in the products of someone else's habit. I think it only fair then that smokers should equally cheerfully put up with the products of my habit, which is beer drinking. The product of this is copious amounts of urine. I should therefore be allowed to piss on smokers whenever I'm in the pub. I think it's a good deal. Second hand smoke is blamed for causing disease but piss is completely harmless.

Go and see a real doctor or even the practice nurse.

i can play the cello.

The SSP is a circus act, now without their ringmaster who was the only one with any stature.

I shit thee not, including brian harvey. Big poster outside.

Try www.riverproaudio.co.uk and you'll have them in a couple of days.

Lee Oskar harps are easier to bend notes on for that bluesy twang. I think they're about 14 these days. Make sure you get a major diatonic key to start with. Remember, diatonic harps plays two keys, one in straight harp and another in cross harp. Lee Oskars also come in natural minor keys and harmonic minor keys.

I noticed that East 17 and Chesney Hawkes are playing at Jumping Jacks in Decmber! Might give it a miss though.

Never ever abuse a waiter or waitress. If you do, you will end up with shit/snot/piss/pubic hair/menstrual fluid/spit or worse in your pasta or soup. Be nice.

The problem with people involved in politics is that they consider all other people as mindless sheep, only fit to cast a vote to place ther chosen ones in power so that they can interfere increasingly in our lives. This arrogance is their weakness, as they consistently underestimate the power of public opinion as they become more and more isolated from they people they claim to represent, until they get kicked out on their overpaid arses by the very votes that apparachiks like monkey claim to despise. Those whom the gods despise they first make mad. Note how exasperated monkey gets when i won't play his game and allow him to expound his 19th century political claptrap thus showing how superior he is to us mere mortals. How galling to be continually out maneuvered by those "neanderthal NF thugs" whom he feels morally and intellectually superior to and by me who despises politicians and their familiars as the bloodsucking control freaks they really are.

challanged????? Sorry dont know the word. If you mean challenged, what gives you the impression you're capable of challenging me on any level? You've proven yourself to be naive, stupid and ignorant. You tell me why should I bother debating with you at all? I suggest you take some lessons from All systems Fail. He is erudite, concise, impassioned and intelligent. Oh and learn to spell and use at least the rudiments of grammar.

Ah, I see you're resorting to the old demonise what you cannot fight or understand or compete on an intelectual level with tactic, beloved of the extreme left and right. I accept your surrender, shown by your resorting to ridiculous name calling. Now fuck off and go back to your game boy, you riscible clown.

Do try not to be a complete idiot.