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I have my place out with http://www.stewartpropertyservices.co.uk Small operation, nice people, always got me tenants quickly and any shite that needs dealt with they get it done with no hassle to me/tenants. 10% + VAT pcm fee.

Jeffrey Dahmer would like to know.

You rarely hear of anyone getting pleasant homophobic abuse these days.

You can buy it from Kraftwerk's online store.

I hate it when I google where a cash machine is and they pop up.

Top grade April fools. The biggest giveaway is a feature writer not being able to describe their feelings, you'll never get anywhere with that attitude.

He is being such a Samatha.

It has to be better than hearing a wood depressed though.

You obviously don't get it. She gave her brother a "blow" by mistake, incredible patter with a super snappy punchline.

The most pointless assurance ever given.

There are starving children in Ebola and this is all you care about.

Yeah feels pretty good. In an awkward phase of having lost a lot of weight (5 stone) but looking worse than I did a couple of months back. It's hard shifting the last layers of old fat while building muscle underneath making it look terrible haha. The one thing I'm really looking forward to is actually shifting the last of my tits! Make such a visible difference to your appearance.

Slipped into a size 32" waist pair of jeans today, 6 months ago I was wearing 40". Still got a shit load of fat to bust through still though.

Shola is Nigerian through and through...

Are Aberdeen the other half of the old firm these days?

Has anyone noticed that aberdeen are top of the league?

Head to head first then goal difference, then first person to post a racist tweet goes through if still the same.

I wouldn't say they raped Chelsea.

I like paying tax. The more tax I pay, the less really rich people and cooperations feel they have to pay, and that makes me happy.

Pretty much the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Learning how to spell isn't top illness priority though.

I don't know about the others, but I know that for the Jaffa Cake, McVities just never registered it as a trademark way back when they first produced them.

Would you be ok living with an incomplete foreigner?

Suffered some serious bag-gate nonsense today. I ordered some items from Argos' self serve machine (just a bunch of lizzy duke necklaces for a Saturday night out), the machine prompts you at the end to declare how many bags you will need so they can add it on to your total. All fine at this point and I order 4 bags in case I need one for each item, heck I mean 20p and on a business account so I'll claim it back in tax, I'm fucking insane like that. Anyway I get to the pick up point and start shovelling items into my van (these were real big lizzy duke items, solid 9ct plated stuff). And after a couple of trips I had only used one bag. I returned to the counter to get my final item and prepare to leave. Then all hell breaks loose. The woman at the counter starts getting into a panic demanding I take the extra 3 bags I paid for. I really didn't want them and told her to just give them away. She nearly had a nervous breakdown, snatched my receipt and retrieved a manager saying I needed to be refunded 15p. I am getting pretty irate at this point, but I can't leave because she is holding my receipt. As the manager comes over she is getting furious with me, demanding I take a refund. In her anger she makes the error I was waiting for and places down my receipt. I grabbed it, said to her "I've paid for the bags, they are my bags, now just put them in the fucking recycling bin" She claimed this would be illegal! I reiterated I owned the bags, the manager starting pissing himself laughing and I walked out covered in the finest gold plated chain this side of China. Sadly a totally true story, The end. Ps: I won