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The original, and best: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Dennis is ace.

Commiserations on your disgusting ass problems. You mean, like, cleaning peanut butter out of shag carpeting?

Cube... TWENTY! SEVEN! BAGS!

Ok, new game. Post an obscure movie line, and try to guess others' lines. Let's not cheat and use the Internet to find the answers. I will start. What is this from:

http://xboxbox.ytmnd.com/ Only on the Internet could you make money by selling boxes.

Sounds like somebody is looking for an Industrial Zone for Crystal Aberdeen Maze.

Come on man. Trust the fungus.

I hate it when people put "tb" or "text back" in a text message. In real life, you wouldn't go "Hello, how are you? Speak back". I hate it when I have to get out of bed. I hate it when I miss Neighbours. I hate it when I watch Neighbours in the afternoon, and hence have nothing decent to watch while eating tea. I hate it when people assume I can instantly fix their computer, regardless what is wrong with it, because I am doing Computing at uni. I hate it when I go the toilet, then don't have any more drinks, then need the toilet again soon after. I hate it when girls are all "Let's be friends", then go on about how much they like you. This means one of two things: a) I must be very ugly for them to not go out with me; 2) they go out with guys they dislike. I hate it when people don't do proper pushups, then are like all "I can do loads of pushups". I hate it when I lose my mouse onscreen, and you wave it around and you just can't see it. I hate it when people say they have no money, but they do, and have easy access to it. I hate it when people say "kewl". I hate it when people use their MSN display name as a countdown to something important, eg "4 DAYS 2 GO LOL!!!". I hate it when people who think the plural of "Lego" is "Legos", eg "I have more Legos than you". I hate it when people don't realise that "Forward this or your account will be deleted" style e-mails are ALWAYS fake. I hate it when I have a cut on my finger when I am eating crisps. I hate it when people cheat on their Advent Calendar. I hate it when people call their hamsters Hammy. I hate it when people use the word "blog".

I thought Hyperdrive was awful. Not even the wonderful Mike from Spaced could save it, unfortunately.

Sounds like France.

http://itsjustfortheboxdumbass.ytmnd.com/ Make sure your speakers are on.

But what about those that don't know him, or know what he's doing? Elaboration is required.

Ok, while we're at it... I hate it when people double click hyper links. I hate it when people think the monitor is the computer. I hate it when people don't use or know about ctrl-v etc after using computers for years. I hate it when people say Neighbours is not important. I hate it when when people say "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less". I hate it when people slag off minidisc. There is nothing wrong with the format. I hate it when the exam is NOTHING like the course you just did. I hate it when people don't say thank you. I hate it when adverts are louder than the actual programme. I hate it when you click refresh instead of stop, and by the time you click stop, it's JUST too late. I hate it when a song has no bass. I hate it when I get out of the shower. I hate it when parents, expecially mums, force their kids to do stuff, like, swimming or something. I hate it when ads make ridiculous claims, such as Kellogs, who suggest that their cereal makes kids 9% more alert. I hate it when someone knows nothing about their "favourite band". I hate it when people know a lot about really terrible music genres, such as ska. I hate it when people use the word "choon". "Tune" is aceptable. I hate it when the public votes out the wrong person in Big Brother. I hate it when cheese seeps out of the sandwich during the grilling process, causing it to taste disgusting. I hate it when ads spoil the show, for example, the trailer for the last two episodes of Lost. I hate it when people say or type "brought" instead of "bought". I hate it when I have to read an MSN log, in any format. I hate it when words have "ae" in them. I hate it when parents ask what I did at uni today. Look, you will not understand.

Oh a sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.

Internet burglars are going to steal your money.

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20907 What about reviving this long lost thread?

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24771&highlight=nuts

This is old news. Several weeks old. And how would you like it if someone did this to you. And don't say "but i wouldn't do it". Just don't. I believe everyone would appreciate you removing the pictures at least.

This thread is so horribly retarded.

So, everyone that dies. Do they find the bodies? Or can we look forward to another dubious comeback in 10 years akin to Harold?