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I got 55 and my partner got 47.. not bad considering I was just twatting about and waiting for the ''cannons'' to go off. I reckon it would be the best places ever to break into/play after a night out at like 4am.

I actually bum fish - Prawns and langoustines being at the top, next mussels and scallops. Nothing beats some lemon sole and a hefty salmon. Good sushi is excellent. I eat the ''specialist salamis'' all the time at work, big up the chorizo. Sunday morning comes and we're making bacon butties and eating a nice fat chicken. Our Roast Turkey is nice too. And omg, Medium Rare Aberdeen Angus. Parma Ham is not bad when you've got the cash...great on pizza with a bit of marscapone. CHRISTMAS LUNCH GAMMON = HEAVEN. 'Surf and Turf' @ Archie Simpsons = next best thing. I have also eaten Kangaroo which wasn't bad. Crocodile, sorry to say Alkaline and Bodast, I thought was rubbish. I don't know how anyone can go through a day without at least eating, if not dreaming of Bbq ribs, cheeseburgers and a ham sandwhich (salad optional). If I ever have to live with a veggie, I think I'll kill them. None of this ''omg wash that frying pan now its got animal fat in it!!'' shite. Or worse, ''my food needs to be cooked first so it doesn't get contaminated!!!!''. Sorry, I'm hungry, I'm making my food first so fuck off with your egg and tofu sarnie...

Well she's got to play a couple of Boomtown Rats chunes at least!

As it 2 weeks ad counting until my holiday, the Chick Lit is coming out. ''Dot Homme'' by Jane Moore. Its ace, I barely need to be awake when reading it.

Tracy Emin, after about 15 years, has finally got her teeth done. MASSIVE IMPROVEMENT. I think shes a fair character (did anyone see that talkshow she went on with all these art officials while out of tits?) and she's had one hell of a life. I'm no real fan of her art but she got conceptualism alot of publicity. As for Hirst, who I used to think was twat, I now have a fair bit of respect for. I watched a BBC documentary on his 'Pharmacy' installment in the Tate, and seriously, there is alot of meaning and thoughts behind it. I was really surprised. They sorta need to show that film to everyone in the gallery first though - otherwise it just looks like a bunch of random objects. Anyway, yous are all just bitter about ''modern art'' because you didn't think of the whole ''ripped canvas'' before others, thus missing out on a couple million quid.

''game perfectly befitting the new wembley - everything turned out to be more expensive than people thought it would and it took far longer than it should have to finish.''

Radio One is ''commercial bollocks'' in the day, true fact. However, the late shows are alot better, there's a good range of stuff most of the time. Half the Radio One audiences listen for the ''DJ banter'' which is affluent in the daytime shows yet fairly poor. And Chris Moyles, fuck knows how, got some ''sexiest male'' award for his voice, so apparantely numerous females across the nation listen so they can ''wake up to Moyles''. Seriously, BBC6 is where its at.

I think I'm going on Wednesday... Gonna scout the talent before I think about entering next year.

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

My cousins own and work a dairy farm and I can say with absolute certainty there is nothing inhumane or ''evil'' about it. I take it you've seen some youtube thing (American, no doubt)?

There's heaps kicking about; all Oasis/Topshop etc have them. I got one about 6 months ago in Primark...

Also.. Diesel being at lower end of the budget? Yous are made of money - get TK MAXX lashed, and yeah, like everyone said - Primark. There seriously is no other place. Ebay takes time and effort with regards for clothes, sometimes its worth it

No way would I say that to Darryl! For the record I think he looks absolutely awesome... and I'm eternally grateful for his work. I just think that guy basically looks like he's been coloured in with a pen; I don't find his tattoos very attractive and a full face is pretty savage. This thread has got me going for some serious modblog browsing.

So let me get this straight, the normal size are now going to taste like fun-size? Stinking. Drinks list = quite fascinating, going to send it to every veggie friend I have. However isn't it fish which is used in distillation? So I guess that also depends on how 'strict' a veggie people are. I also cannot belive how much of you care about what you eat/animals dying. I feel abit greedy/heartless.

Course it sold out, its Prince. I bought 2 tickets while exceptionally bleezing on Saturday night, can't even remember the date at present. But yeah, if I can't get flights etc sorted...they'll be up on ebay8-)

Rogue Traders? As in... Voodo Child? THAT IS ACE.

He is sick. I'm trying desperately to find the photo of the man who got a full english breakfast on his face...failing at present.

Rolling Stones - Start Me Up

YES! Its 'weird' etc, but its fuckin brilliant...as is most Irvine Welsh. Get ''Glue'' on the go, the opening is a shocker.

I don't know about bad stories, but I remember one of my first nights out in Aberdeen the last remnants of a hen night behind us got a phonecall - their sister had just given birth! Obviously we let them take the next taxi - whats a couple more minutes with your mates? I've never been involved with trouble at the ramps - infact almost the opposite, there's been great banter at 5am.

kings of leon - because of the times the maccabees - colour it in bloc party - a weekend in the city.

Yeah I know - Sorry I was digging for embarrassing stories!

False, my job is excellent. TPBM has been caught on CCTV for dirty deeds.

Yes, why is that alarming? If its to do with the ''looking gay'' scenario then does it depend more on the person than the actual location of the piercing?

Just be glad your boyfriend doesn't have his nipples done too - causes instant fear everytime you hear a ''chink''.