A.Pel

I really hope Hagrid and Hermione die...they've always fucked me off.

I think we tore up a little kicks flyer to make a rollie...

I think we tore up a little kicks flyer to make a rolly...

aye, a question I'd like answered. If Kings O.Leon clash with Kasabain I'll be gutted.

LOL @ Will and Harry looking at notes during the speech.

''It would see part of Union Terrace Gardens leased for a nominal fee to Peacock Visual Arts, and a new arts centre constructed on the site.'' ERRRR... no.

My thoughts exactly, tbh. Wish I'd bought more yesterday.

So yeah I reckon 50 from ticketmaster, hopefully reaching 150+ on ebay. thank-you spice.

completely irrelevant but I got thrown out of Fopp today for ''fire procedures''. wtf.

Oh aye - The Van Gogh Museum is a total must! It's not just his work, but there are whole floors dedicated to his life and mental health - if you are a fan or have a day to spare its really worth it...

Go to the Luxembourg Cafe off Dam Square, honestly one of the best looking eateries/bars in the world.

He looks like a stripper and spends well too long looking in the mirror - get some real men in. I don't like that Charley.

2 for 16/3 for 20 on all crates of Tennants/John Smith/ Fosters/Carlsberg at Asda. I've done my beer shop for the summer.

What a strong conscience! Just sell it on ebay or something. I lost my fucking shoe on Saturday night so if anyone's got that I'd like it back aswell. PS. AWESOME NIGHT. WELL WOTH ENTRY FEE.

twins = should be stabbed with the kitchen knives in the next 20mins. Doing my head in. lap dancing footballers cousin = ''oooh i;m so hot'', No, you're an arse. welsh beth ditto = respect. pink haired tracy = upmost respect, my sort of attitude. the old lady that came in last who piles her hair on a little knob on her head = will be the banter merchant.

THANK YOU.

You should buy the Leerdammar in slices. Also Jarlsberg is sorta similar..better even. FAVO CHEESES: Marscapone, Bavarian, Feta (in salads WAAY), Roquefort (when got money), Good ol' brie and stilton. Camembert on bread with olive oil. Cathedral City is cheese toasties. Mexicana. Port Salut in crackerbread. We ate this cheese at work the other day called sticky toffee. It has chocolate and raisins in it and its fuckign distgusting. Put it for the customers to sample instead.

I've got an NME from last year where Beth Ditto is naked on a bed of flowers - just because this one is front page innit. Also - the old photo is alot more flattering. I don't know about the tricks of the trade posture/posing etc, but I think she could have been made to look better. Even her make-up is gash..its like they want her to look shit. Anyway - despite being a fat fuck, I like Beth Ditto, she's good banter, fairly funny and she has the ''don't give a fuck'' attitude. Whether this is real or not, its the most admirable attribute in a person. I'd like to get drunk with her.

Isn't it like 3 hours long with a ten minute interval to ''stretch your legs'' or summat?

Beth Ditto did too.

all that needs to be said on the matter - Mate1: AHHHHH fucking hell!! Mate2:GADS. That should be in a sleeve like they do with porno mags Mate1: ahhhhhh minging Mate2: here, she doens't look all that big! I thoguht she was like a super fatty. Surprised she'd even fit on the page! MAte1: Think, they've probs airbrushed that aswell...AND SHE STILL LOOKS ROUGH. Mate1: Imagine ragging her... (end convo)

Isn't it at Hazelhead this year? And being called 'Free in the Park'? Or was that a dream.

And the best food going!

The most annoying thing about this is had Madeleine's parents not been middle class and doctors, but instead a single female parent leaving her kids for a night on the lash - THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN MEDIA UPROAR. People leave kids unattended all the time, and like someone said standards are relaxed on holiday. I'm no parent, but I'd never leave a fucking three year old on her own.. maybe a seven year old or something. And they've got younger twins aswell haven't they!? Like I say, its only because they're doctors.

PLAYING PARTNER you chuffs.