I think its gash, the vocals are stiff, robotic almost, and yes, that awful pretend-accent. I'd suggest that just because you've been in bands for years etc doesn't for a second mean you know what you're doing. Your 'reputation' in Aberdeen is probably the only thing deluding people into not actually saying that this is cringy and embarrassing to listen to. I don't know what you want to achieve, but vocals as poor as that will get ya nowhere.