If ye da ken fit eh fuck am spickin aboot en ye ken fuck a'. Plus I do find it rather easier to type in the common Aberdonian tongue as most of the words have been dramitically reduced in size ergo they are easier, and quicker, might I add, to write. Now wi enuf fuckin aboot oot o the way, are any o ye fuckers gonna pit some thought into my request OR ye jus gonna bitch about my preference o typin???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????