thanks mr! yes, that joke was pretty awful! Look at the wee family i have now (from left to right) Custom Made Tokai Telecaster, Black, Seymour Duncan Humbuckers(59n/JBb), 2 volume/1 tone and a 3-way switch in the same place as on a Les Paul!!! MIM Fender Telecaster, Sunburst, Seymour Duncan Humbuckers (59n/Hotrails b) Fender Mustang, Seymour Duncan and Kent Armstrong Pickups Fender Jerry Donahue Telecaster, Blue. All standard..... but for how long??? Fender Nashville Telecaster, White(not mine... but it's lived here long enough to feel like part of the gang) (not in picture) Washburn D10CE Acoustic Electric, Natural thats an awful lot of guitars!