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Birdman

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  1. Hey' date=' hi, ho, right, I'm a drummer well duh. and I'm a chick, girl, lady whatever you want to call it. Hehe I'm also 17, I'm looking to join or start a band. I don't mind if it's punk or rock, or whatever, just as long as I'm playing I guess. Yeah. I don't have much gigging or recording experience but I hope to change that and stuff. I've been playing for four years now, and I think I'm preetty okay at playing but I do have my own drum kit :woohoo: I was in a band but we lost interest in playing with each other so I'm trying to start afresh. Yey! but yeah if you're interested on starting a band or whatever then PM me and stuff. Laters!!!!:gringo:[/quote']

    I find the best way to get recognised as a drummer on these forums is to upload a couple of photos. I'm thinking one of work and one of play, so something taken from behind the drumkit and another where you're holding an apple on a sloping field, seductively sipping at the dripping juice, or something.

  2. Where is Kings?

    Football at Seaton today, chaps?

    The Chinese guys we play with say they play about 12pm onwards, so if you're down there, then stick them. They aren't very good at football compared to us, so it's a good warm up exercise....

  3. Bump

    Correctly posted under my own name this time!

    Who' date=' in there right mind would ask yeah to? :laughing:

    I, along with Dave Occifefferr, thought about the 'what if it is shit' angle, not that I'm expecting it to be like, far from it! Its a big deal to many and I'm super chuffed for Shaz pulling it off, we first spoke about this in a 'what if' manner when Drakes was still going! Still though, as far as most are concerned it is just another gig and their seminal status isn't known to most. But we are all aloud to get excited about stuff, even Babyshambles, if it floats yer boat...

    Jim[/quote']

    Go back to shcool!

  4. The wedding photographer

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    The title of this thread could have been: 5 minutes in the life of Hog, but traffic was bad.

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    There you go, Ladies and Gentleman, a short, brief life in the car of Scott Hog.

    Amateur photographer did not manage to pursue the subject beyond this point; he went home.

    Although more recently, a shoddy Microsoft Paint impression of the possible routes Mr Hog could have taken has been illustrated below:

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  5. There are better/other ways to help the poor so that nobody suffers however Im sure the restaurants are insured.

    I like Patrick Bateman's approach:

    HOMELESS MAN

    (Shivering and sobbing)

    I lost my job...

    BATEMAN

    Why? Were you drinking? Is that why you lost it?

    Insider trading? Just joking. No' date=' really-were you drinking on

    the job?

    HOMELESS MAN I was fired. I was laid off.

    BATEMAN

    Gee, uh, that's too bad.

    HOMELESS MAN

    I'm so hungry.

    The dog starts to whimper.

    BATEMAN

    Why don't you get another one? Why don't , you get another job?

    HOMELESS MAN

    I'm not...

    BATEMAN

    You're not what? Qualified for anything else?

    HOMELESS MAN

    I'm hungry

    BATEMAN

    I know that, I know that. Jeez, you're like a broken record.

    I'm trying to help you.

    HOMELESS MAN

    I'm hungry.

    BATEMAN

    Listen, do you think it's fair to take money from people who

    do have jobs? From people who do work?

    HOMELESS MAN

    What am I gonna do?

    BATEMAN

    Listen, what's your name?

    HOMELESS MAN

    Al.

    BATEMAN

    Speak up. Come on.

    HOMELESS MAN

    Al.

    BATEMAN

    Get a goddamn job, Al. You've got a negative attitude.

    That's what's stopping you. You've got to get your act together.

    I'll help you.

    HOMELESS MAN

    You re so kind, mister. You're kind. You're a kind

    man. I can tell.

    BATEMAN

    (Petting the dog)

    Shhhh...it's okay.

    HOMELESS MAN

    (Grabbing Bateman's wrist)

    Please...I don know what to do. I'm so cold.

    BATEMAN

    (Stroking his face, whispering)

    Do ,you know how bad you smell? The stench, my God.

    HOMELESS MAN

    I can't...I can't find a shelter

    BATEMAN

    You reek. You reek of...shit. Do you know that?

    (Shouting)

    Goddammit, Al-look at me and stop crying like some kind of

    f*gg*t. Al...I'm sorry.

    Bateman carefully puts the money back in his wallet.

    BATEMAN

    It's just that...I don't know I don't have anything in common

    with you.

    He opens his briefcase and pulls out a long thin knife with

    a serrated edge. He pushes up the sleeve of his jacket to

    protect it.

    BATEMAN

    Do you know what a fucking loser ,you are?[/color']

    *stab stab stab*

    Seriously, though, I think a lot of homeless people could help themselves if they hadn't such a massive fixation with smack.

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