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If having sex with animals is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Besides, I'd have to release my monkey slave, and that's just NOT on!
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Where is Kings?
Football at Seaton today, chaps?
The Chinese guys we play with say they play about 12pm onwards, so if you're down there, then stick them. They aren't very good at football compared to us, so it's a good warm up exercise....
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Is it possible to view the Lightning Bolt gig when in gets to the archives of this 360tv thingy?
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Calling for pictures of Aberdeen gig.
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Correctly posted under my own name this time!Who' date=' in there right mind would ask yeah to?
I, along with Dave Occifefferr, thought about the 'what if it is shit' angle, not that I'm expecting it to be like, far from it! Its a big deal to many and I'm super chuffed for Shaz pulling it off, we first spoke about this in a 'what if' manner when Drakes was still going! Still though, as far as most are concerned it is just another gig and their seminal status isn't known to most. But we are all aloud to get excited about stuff, even Babyshambles, if it floats yer boat...
Jim[/quote']
Go back to shcool!
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argh fuck, I completely forgot all about this!
Sorry, Zippy!
If there's something on next week, I'll be there.
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The wedding photographer
The title of this thread could have been: 5 minutes in the life of Hog, but traffic was bad.
There you go, Ladies and Gentleman, a short, brief life in the car of Scott Hog.
Amateur photographer did not manage to pursue the subject beyond this point; he went home.
Although more recently, a shoddy Microsoft Paint impression of the possible routes Mr Hog could have taken has been illustrated below:
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Yes. I'd normally never darken their door again except under protest or unless the place changed hands.
Name and shame
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You might be able to sell one of your farts in a jar in Japan, but not here, mate!
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There are better/other ways to help the poor so that nobody suffers however Im sure the restaurants are insured.
I like Patrick Bateman's approach:
HOMELESS MAN
(Shivering and sobbing)
I lost my job...
BATEMAN
Why? Were you drinking? Is that why you lost it?
Insider trading? Just joking. No' date=' really-were you drinking on
the job?
HOMELESS MAN I was fired. I was laid off.
BATEMAN
Gee, uh, that's too bad.
HOMELESS MAN
I'm so hungry.
The dog starts to whimper.
BATEMAN
Why don't you get another one? Why don't , you get another job?
HOMELESS MAN
I'm not...
BATEMAN
You're not what? Qualified for anything else?
HOMELESS MAN
I'm hungry
BATEMAN
I know that, I know that. Jeez, you're like a broken record.
I'm trying to help you.
HOMELESS MAN
I'm hungry.
BATEMAN
Listen, do you think it's fair to take money from people who
do have jobs? From people who do work?
HOMELESS MAN
What am I gonna do?
BATEMAN
Listen, what's your name?
HOMELESS MAN
Al.
BATEMAN
Speak up. Come on.
HOMELESS MAN
Al.
BATEMAN
Get a goddamn job, Al. You've got a negative attitude.
That's what's stopping you. You've got to get your act together.
I'll help you.
HOMELESS MAN
You re so kind, mister. You're kind. You're a kind
man. I can tell.
BATEMAN
(Petting the dog)
Shhhh...it's okay.
HOMELESS MAN
(Grabbing Bateman's wrist)
Please...I don know what to do. I'm so cold.
BATEMAN
(Stroking his face, whispering)
Do ,you know how bad you smell? The stench, my God.
HOMELESS MAN
I can't...I can't find a shelter
BATEMAN
You reek. You reek of...shit. Do you know that?
(Shouting)
Goddammit, Al-look at me and stop crying like some kind of
f*gg*t. Al...I'm sorry.
Bateman carefully puts the money back in his wallet.
BATEMAN
It's just that...I don't know I don't have anything in common
with you.
He opens his briefcase and pulls out a long thin knife with
a serrated edge. He pushes up the sleeve of his jacket to
protect it.
BATEMAN
Do you know what a fucking loser ,you are?[/color']
*stab stab stab*
Seriously, though, I think a lot of homeless people could help themselves if they hadn't such a massive fixation with smack.
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I prefer my shot:
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Before anyone interjects, I reckon what they are doing is a lot more wrong than right, but pretty funny, too.
The restaraunts they steal from are making a absolute killing, regardless.
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i know, just wish they werent fucking dead, find it hard to think of any band which were as fucking explosive as the refused, open for debate though!
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Tuesday July 25th.
what'chu sayin', Willis!?
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thought i should share this beauty of a gif with yall...
edit: cheers ian
thats rawk n roll! happened to the singer from refused too!
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Shit, I forgot to add the music!
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I hope they like my pitch
(not birdman)
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I got an email this morning about getting loads of money' date=' all i had to do was send my bank details and they would take a 30 admin fee and i would get millions, fucking score![/quote']
oh my god link me up
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Saturday The 8th Of July
Balmedie Beach
4 O'clock
Spread The Word.
what he said
EDIT: It should be 2pm when it's hotter
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i was arrested for standing outside the girls dorm in old aberdeen...even tho i had an excuse for the gaffa tape and the 12" blade i had...........what ffs? i was a boi scout
hahahahah
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For driving across a grassy verge and interrupting the flow on a fast moving roundabout, narrowly missing an expensive Jaguar whilst my 6 friends sat where they could squeeze into my car whilst my friend was also smoking marijuana, should I contest this??
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This does sound like a good sound. I'm interested in a meet. I play Bass and drums, if that's any use.
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Don't click this link if you're faint hearted....I dunno if its real or not' date=' but it was on that site. Check the older guys calmness...WTF!!!
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oh man, keep to the topic, please.
A person getting smashed by a train is NOT old Aberdeen.
Old Aberdeen is about warmth, happiness and a nice place to sleep in the street.
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Approx 2 glasses of Merlot or 3 bottles of beer.
I'm a drummer. HI!!!!!
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