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Hehe i think he could run rings around kerry king with all his fingers in his butt!LOL

That Jeff Waters is a shreddy muthafucka. I watched the DVD at Rico's. He's nuts. That type of music definatly puts the dunt in "dunt dunt dun dun dun". the blast beat drummer was smokin too... ...the guy from ??????

I think we should go anyway. We'll turn up in our biosuits and turn brechin into hell itself. Set up infront of the "double booking" scum bastards establishment and turn up to 11. Then paint the town green with H.M.G stars. Then head to every sign that says brechin and replace it with its new name... ...HELL.

Anybody need any stuff... ... scene points . Best scene points under the sun from columbia. I only got an ounce of scene points left. Got to be fast homes its going quick. Lovely green scene points . Ruv da scene points . Ultimate warrior - 80's Stone Cold - 90's Is it even worth watchin anymore?

Maybe we can make this thread enter a new dimension. I'm going to randomly talk about cheese................ damn modern day people with ur modern day attention span. I say potato and u say orange someone says groove on another says donkey. Blasphemy, any hardcore member would quit trying to poison ricos monkey brain. Donkeys schmonkeys. Answer the question?. Blah blah blah can ye get yer groove on<b 4 u know it> donkeys. So after the rant. I would say i have the groove baby. Listen to these funky bastards for funkingroove. Zapp and Roger - More Bounce to the ounce(vive city) Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle and Tha Doggfather and if u find most songs by Tha Twinz. ONE WORD ------------------------DOPE!

I would say hopping on a BMX and havin a good old kamikaze session down the hills. And then maybe pickin up a hooker and gettin a "refund" straight after if u know what i mean.

Sounds like my piece of equipment. I aint even got +1 never mind 500. What about sperm. I'll sell u my spunk. Tee Hee. A ton of spunk.... .... fie hundred dolla. Seriously man i would buy it had the cash..... .... could u lay me the 16 track on. Like heres a 20 bag pay me next week, sort of thing?????? Could i run errands for u. Roadie. I be ur bitch..... I only have 4 tracks. Give to the needy. The Popped Corn Fund. Charity No. 96520398762-4. Ur donation will be much appreciated.

I do lesson @ the uncommercial rate of 10 /hour. Working with 2 complete beginners, one ive been teaching for about 6 months and hes progressing, the other just started. Will only teach from complete beginner to intermediate(Grade 5). I'll teach u what u want to know!!! U like rock/metal based guitar? Or maybe ur a wanna be jazzer??? Lessons can be done at the Torry Skylab or i will travel for an additional 3(obviously only so far) I once heard that any rock guitar player can shred his/her ass off at lighting speed, u just have to go through the "weight training" phase!!!

This post is about a year old!!!!!! So i thought id update it and say that HMG have a new C.D in the pipeline cause i think its about time we swadged up your mamas.... ....again. 3 recorded trax and few liveys. Why EMI or EXI when u can D.I.Y. More soon....

Thanx Rico ....... <gasp> ....i just get enough weetabix somedays. Feeling weak and drowsy need more medicine need some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. One last thing wake me up when its time to gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .......................................... dream ---------------""""""""*$)(%(*&"(*&%)("!&$(*&%)(!*&%%%!*)(_&%_*&(!*&"$(!*&"!"(*$)(*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ................................................................................. R.e.m r.e.m r.e.m .rem r.e.m r.e.m r.e.m r.e.m r.e.m ....................................................dreaming of melons and flange pie .................chubby!!!!.................................slower r.e.m then Wake up humping the dog. I HATE DREAMS they suck... we'll i wish they did then getting a chubby in the morning wouldnt be bad id feel refreshed and alert, my dream would swallow and id be clean..................... just getting the shite banterout of the way for saturday. Should be a rocker. Like a boombox in ur locker its loud n shit...

What songs should we play??? ... i'm thinkin a green baw to anyone who makes a suggestion...

There it goes... ...red baw!! Anybody out there.......... ...... red baw!!!RED BAW!! ...as opposed to green baw!!

... if i mentioned that HMG r playin on Friday at Drakes. Or is everybody gonna be washing their hair/still bitching about the fix awards. What a load of balls. A little bit more playing and a lot less bitching ,everyone would benefit. Anti scene or scene... whatever mutherfucker. People going to,playing and enjoying gigs is what matters.And if you dont like a band it ends there not with a post of obscenity promoting your dislike. Again anti-scene or scene... whatever mutherfucker! Just play. : band: Fuck the negativity. Sing your songs and shut your mouth. Avoid politics. ?(

Yay or Nay. Anybody like that short tune called "Jack In Nam". Dont ask just know. "QUALITY NITE MIN" ???. Still alive at 5.09 im in the air somewhere. I enjoyed playing drummonds for the first time. It was ace. LIVIN DEAD PERVEY GREEN SURPRISE YOUR DEAD! BEGGARS ST. PARTIAL CUT SETTING JAM FUCK YOU BITCH LIFE2THIS(ENCORE) X-(

Does anybody listen to the vaults? Any background information. Happy New Year all.

No Problemo! But thou shall salute the now Legendary Sludge. He new fine well i emptied my throat into that glass but he showered himself with it. Big Up to Sludge. Hope y'all had fun

the 28th for seasons relievement. If its been hectic for u then u need some live music. Or u can try out ur new toys/ show off your new threads(clothes)/spend crimbo money on beer.

Tonights Matchup Comedy Sidekick Special George Doors VS Itchy and Scratchy HMG Forum Match Sludge VS Tav Skinhead Tag Team Match Stonecold + Kerry King VS Nick Oliveri + Phil Anselmo Bass Triple Threat Cliff Burton VS Jason Newstead VS Rob Trujillo MAIN EVENT - Big Shredd Sandmangu VS Dan"The Terminator"Loaded/Atom/MMW Let the pain begin.

...will be on display on Friday @ HJB. Around 10 o clock. Anybody interested?

have a big Torry style smoke. Stripey can come too, but what tunes would we listen to... ...pick 1 tune for the "Torry style smoke out" playlist. Skin up and chillout.

I have armed the gu family with bug-spray:dunce: . They have one misson... :O ...to eliminate the bug army and their leader"THE AGI-TA-TOR" . Keep your eyes peeled and ur bug-spray up he'll be waitin'. ?(

Re: Re: Re: Which vocalist is shit? So in a short and kind way.GO QUANTIZE YOURSELF. And a word of warning to all. Create how u will but dont BECOME a midi file...

Which vocalist is shit? Or can u be called shit for not noticing. And if you'd like a sense of humour im selling. But theres only one left so ull have to pay big. And cheers for the opinion but this post is about our recent release "SPLAT METAL" by Hot Mangu not the songs u heard off the web.. U havent heard it so u hold no weight of opinioin.1. Check out the ep 2.then come back an post if ur view has changed or not.

Is that all... ...there must be more. It doesnt add up. There must be more opinions.?(

Buy it and find out. 1-up = "SPLAT METAL"