tonight I saw Ashley fae Karloffs magnificent sideburns in Tunnels. I only went to see a band called Skitzofrenik,and I turned up too late, but the 3 quid entrance wisnae wasted ,even though I missed the band, and saw some girls jiggling aboot tassles on their tits, and had some tasty slut rubbing hersel a ower my leg, her cheap perfume and lack of knowledge of music sickend me , so I went to The Buttery on Belmont street for a sandwich, and had happy memories of Dr Drakes on the way hame - cheers Ash, the sideburns action mak me feel like getting aff my arse an doing something positive