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Punk MY ARSE you poovters, your idea of punk needs a kick up the arse . Even I could write a mair punk song. I'd post a link so you can listen to it on Reverbnation, but it's all too confusing at this time of day, so here's the lyrics . It's called Breakfast with Boy George I bought a sasidge and I cooked it on a grill I cooked that sausidge so that I could eat my fill I took that sasidge and I put it in a bap I bit the sasidge but it skited oot the back The reed sass flowing looked like I had a mishap OOCHYA YE BASTARD looked like my dismembered chap Homo erotic snuff is not my kind of fun I'd rather drink tea than have sasidge up my bum

Toy in The Lemon Tree. Stanley at Wizard Festival .Maple and Deadloss Superstar at Drummonds

I met Lady Goo Goo when she supported the Pussycat Dogs, she shook my hand, she was nice, she asked my name and I lied

this thread was and still is a great waste of time, Sparkles shone, and inspired me in all the right ways

Jizz on a Buttery just form a circle and touch each others cocks until you splat in somebodys eye

TRASH TALK were excellent, it was like seeing the Dead Kennedys in 1980 something, they played brilliantly and I'd easily pay a tenner to see them

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Martin Bell pestered me to play drums for him in the Castlegate Drakes, I said, "OK of you're THAT good, let's go on stage RIGHT NOW in front of all these punters and play", he did, and it led to us doing about 3 gigs with The Visitors, I have reason to believe we did a lot more than three ,but we always drank Jack Daniels and lager and Jamaican punch and ting, so I canna mine much aboot the hale proceedings . Ha ha, he phoned me yesterday and said, " You on for 3 hours in the studio tonight?,THINK Senser,Ozrics and Pendulum". I though about it for 1 second and said "AYE ok". He said after the jam, let's go to Holland and get ripped to the tits and play some trashy club. I hope it coincides with the Fudge Mongol Rally ,I'd like to stalk them abroad with a camera and freak their heids oot with photos of them fan they get hame.

Snafu Tuesday nights is where it's all at and finishes nice and early so you can get the bus hame

need a DJ? . I'll play the Cd by Toy, they are the best band I've seen for ages

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erm...that headline is a bit wonky looking ...Steve was the singer nae the guitarist, although the pedantic of you may wish to point oot that the colon punctuation action malarky maks it a richt.

I was a one man band but I split up

Pah, The Carpenters drummer was ACE at singing and playing the drums, she even turned herself into a sort of Xylophone by strumming her ribs with a wooden spoon or something

stalking Jans moustache last night,, ha ha I stood right next to him for ages, he is tiny I am gigantic

Eddie Izzard - 630pm start ? surely not... what time is he onstage?. I dinna fancy sitting about smelling those burgers for longer than necessary, and paying 7 quid a pint is a bit stupid, whatever next? parking charges? YOU betchya, coming soon to a car park near you. It sadly does not have artists stage times in the AECC site, mind you, they say a taxi to the rail station takes 5 minutes - ha ha, nice one

I wish promoters would spell bands names correctly. Is this the same Lynyrd Skynyrd that rose to worldwide recognition before three members and one road crew member died in an airplane crash in 1977?, Lynyrd Skynyrd

Hello,we are PSYDOLL We are made from IRON,PLASTIC and PVC, and we are the newest in Japanese robotics technology..... Ha ha I bet loads of folk offer to screw the arse aff the singer

I watched the film The Stone of Destiny the other night. There was an ace bit near the end with The Real McKenzies song playing as everyone celebrated, ha ha ace . 10 is a bit steep, I'd expect a Burns supper included for that price. Hmm Haggis neeps and tatties, but nae whisky, gyad sakes min. I could be persuaded to DJ - och help ma kilt, Burns nicht shennanigans wi loads o auld Scottish groovy stuff like The Rezillos, and inappropriate stuff about fire and burning, ye ken it maks sense.

the way they pronounce the names of Scottish places is a hoot

Toy and PVH are great live bands

Nice one,best of luck wi the tour. Yeah driving can be shit,but I'll do it for money and food, and NO I dinna hae a splitter van,but I can get one .

Kick snare kick kick snare, and it disnae sound like namby pamby shite either

So that's MONDAY the 21st of September NOT Tuesday like it says on the poster