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  1. VOTE Biz ,I can sing the Shake and vac song and probably sell more merch than anyone . I love doing the merch table at gigs. I once sold a shit load of t shirts with FUCK NAMBY SHITE and also C'mon baby mince my tatties
  2. still waiting for decent taps and wee soap dispensers, mind you, that hand drier is rather spiffy
  3. You don't love groupies, you only tell them that, so you can fuck them next time you are in town. THE BIG QUESTION IS - are there any Cynthia Plastercaster types stalking the Aberdeen band scene?. I'd love my cock immortalized in some sort of rubber, it would make a pretty handy tool for loads of stuff that needs a bash - like the sort delivered by a rubber mallet. I'd get a suction pad on the end, so I could stick it to the kitchen wall and hang tea towels and an oven glove off it. I would rent it out to groupies by the hour, and have special weekend rates for especially horny ladies.
  4. I have a problem believing that Christy EVER got laid, Nice Guy Adam his bro got a the looks and tasty chicks
  5. EXILE studio is tasty Exile Studio | MySpace
  6. Bez does have a beard, I have a photo of me standing next to him
  7. I do not have a beard... so much for your internet stalking ability
  8. Biz? Quite remarkable considering I was not there
  9. I'm gonna go to the bookies and put on 2 bets. Bet 1 - some chancer fancied a day off work and thought a bombscare would work nicely. Bet 2 -the same bloke now has a turtles heid thinking his punts are lettuce .
  10. Very tasty,I like the side scrolling, nice and different. I recognise a heap of folk, ha ha, Steve looking mean with the iron is ace. Lady Goo Goo looks almost do able, and the Kristoffer quads are worth a second look. Tom tuning his drum is pretty neat tae, and the Sarah J Tingle ane, and the 3 Noisettes. Nice one man, can I get a job as an assistant ?, getting tasty trouts all hot and juicy so they look all sexy or something
  11. try this if you are looking for a what's on gig guide for Aberdeen AberdeenEvents - live music and comedy - gigs and events in and around Aberdeen Scotland
  12. Scotty at Musical Vision MUSICAL VISION LTD // ONLINE // HOME
  13. Biz

    Pallas

    The Malt Mill
  14. Retro Rebels on George Street
  15. In reality I actually paid 26 .It was a great night apart from Jack Frost seemingly stealing my todger due to Tunnels being like the inside of an ice box brrrrrrrrrr and grrrrrrr, despite the two pairs of socks and toasty hat, I had to leave early cos it was so cold.
  16. yeah I'd pay around a fiver to see Dave Dixon, and probably around 14 to see Kenny, and a fiver for Indian Red Lopez, so all things considered it really IS a bargain. I canna wait, bound to be a lot of auld faces fae years ago, and we can get drunk and debate which year we bought stuff like Scars T shirts, Another Pretty Face and APB singles and compilation albums featuring The Legendary Stardust Cowboy.
  17. Happy birthday to me... thanks for popping into the shop and buying stuff for the last 30 years.... come to the party..... thirteen quid please. 12 quid my arse - as advertised. They charge a quid PER TICKET " booking fee " over the counter in 1UP . Thats nae afa pUnk ROcK is it?. Remember The Tools? I think they were on Oily tae . I'd gladly pay 15 for Isa and The Filthy Tongues, but I dinna half feel cheated,with the booking fee bollocks, the robbing cnuts.
  18. Biz

    Lady Gaga

    Dear Agony Aunt, I have a very tiny penis, which is not good. But I am a woman, which is worse.
  19. Biz

    Comedies

    2 LOCAL FILMS - Occasional Monsters and One Day Removals - DVDs available in 1UP
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