B. U. C.

I understand that this video contains photo-realistic images of my poignant yet uplifting story and my views on the Modern World (with particular reference to the bright lights of Aberdeen), a haunting central performance and may even contain the sight of a real life street walker. This is pure conjecture I wasn't lucky enough to be given such a cd - were You? Speak out.

Hey, wha's happening? The lies have claimed enough. The facts speak clear: this gig will confirm all that we are or hope to be. School is out and our baby is grown. Yes, I know business but my business is your business: and business is good. All you need to know has been digitally imprisoned and will be fired into your face and thoughts before the year ends. Prepare yourself.

We use the language of our Father in the way it is meant to be used: daily. We want the literate. Student liberals will pay the piper but only those from the streets will know the tune. To my knowledge the only link between KLATB and RATM is our penchant for unwieldly names. Words are more honest than pictures, logos, smilies or representations - we are all about the truth. And so are you. Also he have no heroes, and therefore do not have the choice of stealing a logo from them.

I'm just impressed that all those days spent in the high-tec, Donside-sponsored studios trying to counteract the digital recording equipment (which we serious bands use) was a success. Indeed, it sounds as if most of the more low-fi tracks were recorded in a car park onto a dictaphone. In fact that is analytically placed faux-fuzz intended to give a sound as raw as our heart wounds. If you heard the original, crisp and overprodced rubbish which some of the bands involved originally handed in you would think that we did not care about music anymore. Which we do. We love it. And you.

Look. I sought reassurance on Beast Wing and word on Donside is that they are healthy young men who are merely enjoying the power and beauty that youth bestows in the best way they know how. Society and strangers judge them: we musicians cannot. Also they are clearly playing for their sanity or lives - these kids are to King Liar and the Brutes what the Pistols were to The Clash. Vital.

Cryptozoology is a diverse subject that requires dedication in many fields of social & physical science to be able to adequately lecture in. I suspect you are utterly full of shit. B.U.C. speaks for every kid when he says 'shut up, prick-shit'.