vapid

what, like on mp3.com, mebbes????

so- what's the latest?

also i'm quite bored right now.

plus i've been possessed by the spirit of bessie smith and memphis minnie and they were both knife wielding tooth and claw nutters. although personally i'd go for the same method as robert johnson's ex- the one that finished him off in the end. he was foaming at the mouth, crawling on the floor, and howling, just before he died.

well, it would be very foolhardy to jump in to a situation where you know you're going to end up with my foot on your neck. is defending lunacy, lunacy in itself? do we have to wait for the full moon on friday to find out?

say that when my foots on your neck....

chicken

you got summat against librarians, like????

course, you can do that easily with a bodhran (its the triples). your metal aversion means you haven't heard drummers battering skins quickly- 180 bpm is only 3 a second- double bass kick competently thrashed can do more than 3Hz of the skins. p.s. i'm v. fond of my djembe- will get a tabla and duggy one day. had hassle getting the duggy whoop right with the heel of my hand- you can practice on a djembe or bongoes a bit but its not quite the same. also with tablas you've got the pinging to do with your fingertips while you're whooping with the rest of your hand. which is a bitch. what do you call those big north african drums that look like bodhrans but you don't use a stick? anyone had a go of one?

more likely cowering under the pile of broken bones he's made of everyone after piling on. if you stay still he won't notice you're still alive and might leave you alone.

As in 'forget their chops and play real dumb or else they would be sunk?'

Nice.. you might like Varese also- Ionisation or Deserts maybe. Dunno if its strictly atonal, but i like muchly. Even better than a prepared piano and a stihl saw. (is that where cage starts bleeding into stockhausen? or only if there's a helicopter involved?)

hahahahahahahahahahahah.... ahhh, bless.

yes dan. I believe you. honest.

Re: Re: Crap jokes PART III. Enjoy! at least he wasn't living on a dairy farm. with the milking machines. and the cows, come to think of it. what kind of farm did fish grow up on again????

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What would you like us to cover? no, stripey would say slayer is shite. ( if slayer rocks, then slayer must be in the singular) i think you'll find the rest of stripey's invective about as consistent and interesting as his/her grammar. but i still think atom should do chief rebel angel. or titties and beer. it was the blackest night, there was no moon in sight, you know the stars ain't shinin cos the sky's too tight i heard the scary wind, i seen some ugly trees, there was a werewolf stompin long beside of me...... or zombie woof my right foots bigger than my other one is, like a regular zombie hoof....

Chief rebel angel!!!!!!!!

is that the etch-a-sketch box or the other one?

420-shtaner shit a link to snopes' bit on urban legends relating to the origin of the use of '420' to mean, well, grass, hash, yknaa, shit. http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.htm couldn't do the post properly first off cos the gaffer came in....

the amber currency in cabbage crates coming over the briny, sir

i love scrabble. its not egregious. which wiw once managed to get. also hospitals, axiomatic, epihelion, anxious, and aphasic. she's quite good at it.

i ain't gonna squash it and you don't need to wash it... (it looks just like a telefunken u47)

indeedydoody

i like

joe doing phil i can see that working. really. i'm not kidding.