vapid

I am well not happy.

Report on the 'government of the living dead' over at the BBC

"No matter how many of the zombies you kill, and no matter how gory their end, they just keep on coming.

And take your eye off them for a moment and they eat you alive.

A lesson for all of us perhaps. "

And around 6 months after that....

(That last one kind of makes a nonsense of my whole-avoid-myspace-cos-it's-Fox thing....you'll understand when you see it)

So, does that mean that Fudge have the same birthday as Sandy?

oh my..

then sandy

now mac..

Oh bugger.

I hope this is not establishing itself as a family trend. I don't want to have to start wearing Fred Perry and braces again....

My personal favourite George Clinton pic

Bugger, I can't find it, must be at work. However, this;

is kind of close, and much better than this:

Missing apostrophe

There's an apostrophe missing before the 's'. And a spelling mistake in the last part.

http://www.douglaspayne.plus.com/moorings/photos/moorings%20047.jpg.

Has anyone ever bothered looking op NEUK in a Dutch to English dictionary....?

.

Yeah, the Dutch folk used to fall over themselves taking photos of the book neuk sign in Stoney.

Moederneuker...

Hellbastard!

Right now I am listening to

Hellbastard, Heading for more Darkness. Cheesiest Hellbastard there is. Goes with my scabby old Geordie grin...

a genre without one label...

The Unbroken Circle goes with Wyrd Folk a lot of the time, while The Psychedelic Folk Homestead goes with (obviously) psychedelic folk, acid folk and progressive folk.

The Unbroken Circle has links to The Kitchen Cynics' home page as well...

monkey tower

G in a beret and fish with a quiff, also a guest from FeSTR...

and now i'm like looking at the trees and they're saying to tell him happy birthday but the sky says that the trees are all from dundee near the do-long bridge and now they're all ganging up and i'm going no, dude, the trees are wrong, never trust a tree but can you trust the sky?

But in saying that' date=' 'cheese dick' is one of the funniest insults of the year so far.[/quote']

not as funny as knobcheesewankpisswiddlemince

Well fine. Nice Zappa medley they wrote in the car up.

actually better guitarists make appearances at the stoney folk festival

Bullshit! Come and see him and then say that

I have to go with Mac on this one, although it is nice to see a lad speaking up for his old man.

Apart from the guitar issue, there's also the advantage of not having to be at stoney folk festival. The combination of neds, fairmers, and mearns hippies in stoney is no fun.

Mac atom has already posted about this gig over at the all music forum.

Even if you aren't usually into bluesy stuff, if you're a guitarist this isn't a gig you want to miss.

From Paul's site:

'The Globe'

13 North Silver St., Aberdeen

Thursday, 30th June 2005, 9pm

Phone: 01224 624258

And this

is the link to the allmusic thread.

The Globe hasn't charged entrance when I've been in the past.

I'm told it's also Paul's birthday so it should be a jape.

I've never seen anyone do an atrocious version of stairway to heaven with an AK47...

Ahh, but the really bad stairway tactic tends to be a close-range assault, typically a confined space such as a bedroom, garage, ormusic shop.

Not what you'd use an AK for. And not what you should use a Fender for, either. A more suitable tool for the purpose can be bought from Grattan's.

The AK is more unforgiving than a Fender, in that it does not depend on tone-deafness or overconfidence in one's own abilities to inflict serious damage on the perpetrator of violence in a small space.

6 inch nails put in diagonally in the trunk. You can hammer them in when no-ones about. Too short notice for ceramic spikes (which can't be detected by metal detectors). Make sure you put up a warning, though, cos the saws have serious kickback, and people are likely to look for you if anyone gets injured.

We should have more images of people sitting at desks fiddling with music files on their PCs. That's where it's at.

Yeah- like the XP advert.

The Fender has a tendency to detune in extreme heat/weather. The AK47 is widely acknowledged as consistent in inclement conditions.

cheers to Rico...

For sorting the bus and everything.

Fuckin good night, bwais.

iRivers are cheaper than iPods and considerably less stupid. You don't have to spend hours ripping wmas to mp3s if you don't want to pay 99p a tune- and they can handle ogg vorbis files, as well as coming with a radio.

Also they don't have all those built in intellectual property rubbish restrictions.

They got the best ranking in the Slashdot review (sometime last year), plus they're shiny and black.

cheers rico.

Buggerin email fae drakes said it started @ 8- mind, it also said it was free, which kinda contradicts the 4 thing in the listings.

I'm liking this impending lack of jobness thing.

clash with drakes do

gonna have to nip over for a bit from the anarchix/shatterhand doowaddy @ drakes.

bound to miss the good bits at 2 gigs doing that. bah.

i'd rather watch pain dry than listen to that

i'd quite like to watch pain dry.

although that does imply a degree of wetness-probably blood. which will probably be raining anyway.

Originally posted by New Found Power:

You're becoming an experimental Jazz-fusion band?

don't tempt the fuckers.....