Rachie

Bought my ticket tonight as you well know Looking forward to it, hear the shows are set to be even better than previous!

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail Hil-heir-ious. Well talk about stating the obvious mate, single her out, make an example of her, might drum into her fans heads that what she was doing was not "omg so fucking awesome". Should take her down a peg or two.

Where - Key West, Florida When - Right this second Lying - on her side on the sofa because she got sunburnt on her back and butt cheek whilst snorkelling FUCKING PAIN MIN. ARRRRRGH. This is karma... definitely...

Send off a feedback dispute to eBay.

Hah! My only way of gaugeing Joss was that he didn't try to slap me this year, unlike last year. Which was nice. The feather boa was missed though.

We need new Ewan photos... I have a drunken video of John C chasing him towards Union Terrace from Exo trying to get him to pose with the thumb kicking around somewhere...

Through the joys of technology John C also has photos, despite not having actually attended the awards... johz01/fudge awards 07 - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting (click view all to skip to the ones at the actual awards) Also includes more shots of the blonde "ladies"...

Get your strawberries of death, 2 for price of 1 in Sainsbury's. (British grown )

Strawberries actually.

I got it right. *Hitchcock Psycho music* Be right back, need to wash the red stuff off my kitchen knife.

Aaaand as per usual absolutely NO recollection of those being taken. I spy gin in my hand, so it was long after the wine had gone... I shall steal those

Usually a (borrowed) green suzuki, set to change very soon. I do keep an eye out for cyclists and make sure I give them a wide berth - usually because I never know what the hell they're going to do! And cyclists not wearing helmets are as stupid as drivers not wearing a seatbelt. It's there for your safety! Bah! Read about that Market st thing in news a whiley back, crazy stuff. Poor guy!

Interesting logic. There seem to be alot of cyclists on aberdeen's roads who either have a death wish or don't remember their cycling proficiency course (probably both actually). One guy cut across in front of me on guild st without looking or signalling, then nearly got run over by the car in the lane next to me. Muppets.

Oh dear...

Boo. I wanted to see what the fuss was about but it's been deleted from myspazz. Oh well, day must go on!

So who has photos?

I discovered that in my bag this afternoon, think I shall take it into the car with me when I go to sainsbury's.

Christ my head hurts. There is gnome with best Rock Act scrawled on it sitting on my desk. I'm amazed I got it home in one piece. Actually I'm amazed I got home in one piece. I only really remember bits. But that's how the Fudge Awards should be. I have photos somewhere, on a camera-thing, yeah. I'm rambling. I'm going back to bed. Well done lads, that was a good 'un.

Not good, not good at all.

No Maxi? Ah whit!

I clearly wasn't thinking

Clocks go forward on Sunday morning do they not? Does this have any bearing on drinking time at the Tree?

Was Anna videoing it last year? I can't remember... oh christ...

It's one of them yes. Great banter, an excuse to dress up and lots of booze. What more could you ask for? Want to be my date Ben?

Where's Hog when you need 'im? 3 days to go I have a new do and everything. Marvellous.