Hardcore Mel

It was fucking hilarious! Biff was clearly a cock. The world air guitar record was amazingly cringeworthy. What happened at the end? I missed the last 15 mins.

According to Fliss, classic cocktails (the expensive ones) will be the price of normal cocktails. Or something.

nah you had a dance of your very own. the puppet with one string cut dance.

I was always quite partial to watching the vintage goths (Phil in particular) doing the actions to Sin, Head Like a Hole and to the line 'Fist Fuck' from Wish.

Don't even get me started. Convicting a guy of being an accessory to his own assault was just ludicrous. Punish some real criminals. The law's so sketchy on that one anyway. It's not the causing of bodily harm that's the problem, it's the causing of actual and lasting damage.

Amazing! Best idea ever! If anyone hears cries of anguish coming from my flat anytime soon, just check for a sign reading 'Aubergine'. If you can't find it, I'm in trouble. And not the good kind of trouble Mine too.

It's not great to be honest. And camp as fuck. All the Spartans look like pussies. Although Xerxes is hilarious in it, despite being the complete opposite of Xerxes in 300.

what about if the screams are in a no means yes, stop means go kind of context?

What if you phone the cops and it turns out they were just having a little bit of consensual BDSM fun?

I find cilit bang scrapes all the skin off your fingers. It's lethal. Am loving the new unashamedly un-pc ad where Barry yells that more women have been switching to cilit bang.

And he knows the lovercall baby. I love Danko so much I got a Danko tattoo. Which he's seen and loves and wants to put on a t-shirt.

Did your e-mails to Minus look something like this: Dear Minus Why the fuck did you guys sell out and change genre? You bunch of fucking sell outs! Don't you care about the fans? You should have stuck to making non-sellouty hardcore. Why????? Love rune

He'll be 32 in July. Or August.

Oh one time! One time! And that was years ago, after the rest of us had already decided on our costumes and you were still young and impressionable. And don't deny it, cos remember how we talked you into doing Obedience School?

Oops I got mixed up on the geologist front. That's 100k in dollars. The 35k managers thing still applies though. Oil companies are going nuts for Petroleum Geologists just now. I think it was Chevron just offered massive bonuses to get their PGs to agree to stay on another 5 years or something. It's insane!

The best thing about Peter Kriss is the tattoo he has of his own face on his arm. That's better than Beth even. The only thing worse than being Peter Kriss would be being a tribute band version of Peter Kriss. Remember when a homeless man pretended to be Peter Kriss and then the real Peter Kriss confronted him on Phil Donahue? That just goes to show said homeless man was clearly on crack.

I agree. He's made some amazing films but he's wooden as fuck. Being Francis Ford Coppolla's nephew has a lot to do with his career.

What a pile of balls! Went to see Number 23 last night only to be told there was a 'technical difficulty.' The bint first offered us Norbit instead and was almost vommed on at the prospect so decided on Ghost Rider. I wasn't expecting much but Christ on a cross, it was just awful. Guess they spent their script budget on making the CGI really cool.

That's not what they're telling recruits these days. Graduate schemes are offering 1 year placement and straight onto 35k. That's just BP though, because they have so many new projects on the go or in the pipelines just now that need managers. Petroleum geologists on the other hand are on 100k after a summer internship. Also with BP.

What about the BP graduate scheme for managers? With a business agree you could be looking at a starting salary of 35k.

That's what I did. Don't think I'd have actually thought much of Serenity if I'd seen them the other way round. Firefly is truly amazing. Never thought I'd actually like it but fuck me, I can't get enough of it.

Watched it on the deck of Revolution. Was pretty spectacular.

The Mikes from Bassment (one of which is Mike from Asylum Books and Games) are gonna each shave off one half of their beard so when they stand together they have a complete beard if they can raise a grand. Speak to Charlie doorman if you're interested or PM me if you don't know him and I'll pass on your pledge.

"Neil Armstrong-he walking on me face. Buzz Aldrin-he walking on me face." The Moon "As for ferries, I'm all over the shop. When me and Mrs 'Arrison go to Calais it's a nightmare, I'm on the deck the whole time...Oh my word, are we back to the Crunch? Here we fucking go!...This is an outrage! Saboo you sleeeeg!"-Tony Harrison "Topshop!" "Gothjuice. The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith." All from the Mighty Boosh. Infact that whole show is too fucking quotable!

The bit in Amelie where the beggar says "No thanks, I never work on Sundays". Also the bit where she leads the blind man through the street describing sights, sounds and smells. Clare Quilty on the hotel porch "Where the devil did you get her?" conversation in Kubrick's Lolita. Origin of Love/Hansel's childhood playing in the oven from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.