JJ 10 Easy Wishes

That's right apparently we are playing in Glasgow on the 7th, I no not where, somewhere else called Fort William, wherever the fuck that mite be, on the 13th and somewhere called Dundee on the 19th. Ummmmm We don't actually know how we are getting to any of these places because of various reasons including the one that I have no idea how to drive to Fort William and things like that and am not actually allowed (how cool am I) to go on motorways till I have done with my Daddy. CUNTZ

Hmmmm? Why?!!!

I WANT TO KILL GOOD CHARLOTTE!

me being struck down with the flu. Sorry. I'm really ill. I don't like it. I have that horrible sick taste you get in your mouth when you havent eaten for ages and all this phlegm stuff lurks deep inside you. Haha. In the last 4 days I have eaten: 8 strawberries, about 20 grapes, a tiny bit of french bread with cheese (so small it doesnt even count) about 2 hours ago I ate some nachos and that's it. No exageration. So. Sorry if you went to the gig and found we weren't playing - it wasn't our fault! It was mine. I haven't even seen Stephanie since Tuesday

help me

Because they are the best band in the world! "It's Not Rocket Science" is a lovely little CD. Buy "Learning To Play With" because it is my favourite album ever! Other bands you should definitely listen to are: The Aquabats! Tellison! Alyssa's Wish! AND LOTS MORE! sorry

10ew love everyone. Please learn to spell - you haven't been blacklisted! Please come to shows! We want to entertain.

You suck love from John x

Love from Jim x

ARGH I DON'T KNOW! THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING!

FUCK YOU YOU CUNTER

Wow! our own board! I hope this is the wasteland!

This is easy to choose! Alyssa's Wish are the best live act in this city by a country mile. No! By 2 country miles..... Failing that...erm....put 10 Easy Wishes in. We were quite good with Jesse James I suppose. Ask someone who was at the Jesse James gig and they might say we were alright. Are me elegible? I dunno.

None of these bands are punk you fuck. None of them are from the 60s, or swear on day time TV shows, or oppose Margaret Thatcher's tyranical EVIL rule of the world, or have big nose rings, or have "punx" tatooed on their knuckles. I nominate The Clash. They're eligible. failing that......erm.............Ian Simpson? He makes good music.... oops wrong box...hmmmm yeh put 10 Easy Wishes on the list. NoW! PUNX FOREVA!

10 Easy Wishes - Fraudulent 10 Easy Wishes - Jim and John Shut up. I don't care. All In A Name - Alyssa's Wish and yes the My Decaying Leg CD was released this year or at least after this time last year!