JJ 10 Easy Wishes

I want to know! I'm sure this thread will be moved to the appropriate place, probably the "open mic night fridays in september question forum" which I assume exists by now

can you folks recommend me somewhere to go and see and do something nice during today's fantastic sunny-ness

yeh lunchtime FTW, bassment has always been my preferred 'pub' food place

how much are the artists being paid? what part of tiger are the gigs happening in? (upstairs or downstairs) what sort of advertising is being done at street level? What are the drinks prices and how much does entry cost? SO MANY QUESTIONS

seaton park at 1.30??

i'm hungry and have no menus. Why do they never put them through my door when I want to order one?

i don't have house insurance. This is how retarded I am - if I take the hard drive and extra RAM i gave my laptop out of it, can I basically put it in another laptop and then it will be like my broken laptop? does that make sense?

The inside bits that make it work are all good, my problem lies with the actual plastic case of the laptop. The screen and the plastic that surrounds it is broken. The screen has a crack in it and also 3 large black circles where the pixels (?) are fucked. The plastic top half of the laptop doesn't stay up because the hinges have cracked off, or rather the shell has cracked. the hinges are still there but are useless because the only thing keeping the screen on is the lead that runs through the ex-hinge - it's like if you stood on a landmine and your leg blew up except it was still attached by a tendon. the reason it is fucked is taht i dropped it several times when i was pissed. SUMMARY: fucked outer casing of laptop caused by being pissed, can I buy a new top half of my laptop?

COD4 >>>>>>>>>> COD WaW everything about it is better, even though they used the same engine for both. Infinity Ward FTW

haha the first year none of the wishes went to the fudge awards was the year we won something

we played in bar bloc, it was weird to play at and not a great venue to say the least. Perhaps if more people had been there it would have been good!!!

what games do you all play? I'm a big fan of fifa 09, COD4 and Little Big Planet. I can be tempted into playing GTA. I literally have no idea how I have managed to afford these games

tasty tattie? No way! I think I remember seeing a band play there once. Oh no wait....that was just several fights that I saw

haha yeh imagine the guy in bed, in phenomenal amounts of pain, unable to speak while izzard performs his incredibly unfunny stand up routine. I've tried to like Izzard so much but just can't

thanks in advance. I'm aware that the globe does. Any suggestions in aberdeenshire also welcome

PSN = jj10easywishes lets dance

yeh honestly, I fucking love the new fifa. ISS64 man right through till the last pro evo sitting here by the way. I was the one annoyed at my friends for thinking fifa was the best when pro was, and now sit on the other side of the fence. Add me : jj10easywishes on psn and I will beat you!!!!

i can name lots and lots of things funnier than that. my cock for example

it's either ebay, but my credit card is still being gay, or in town. I'd rather it was town so I could actually buy it. Do Bruce Miller's have them?

i prefer to play neither because they are both shit, and instead I play real instruments. If I want to play a game that requires me to react to colours by pushing a button I will continue to play sonic the hedgehog

I'm on the bottom floor of a flat so not really a great view across the rooftops tbh. Is it still worth trying that aerial out?

yeh it probably is. I doubt my landlady is going to want to spend money putting a new one on though

So I have a freeview box and the only extra channels I can get are E4, more 4, itv 2, bbc 3, itv 3 and BBC news. I live near pittodrie stadium, why the fuck do I not get all the channels that are available on freeview? I have signal boosters etc, yet ALL THE TIME the signal cuts out and the box restarts itself. If I watch the box in my room, and not in the living room, the signal without a booster do....es......th......i......s.........all....t.....he.............tim........e When it was just straight plugged in from the aerial the picture was shit and I got less channels, but at least I could watch what the fuck it was I wanted to without it switching off all the time. Is it just Aberdeen, or my part of the city that is shit for freeview? I want to punch it in the cunt and give it cancer

if someone moves this to the gaming section i will literally rape you. Is there anything else I can use as an adaptor for it that might be easier to get hold of and not on ebay? I already tried gamestation but they don't have anything

hahahaha christy that's ace