New Found Power

I have an MXR Dime distortion that I'd sell you, it's pretty harsh and a bit "fizzy" in the high end, but still tons of grunt for palm muting and the like...

Line 6 Spider II 210 - 150

MXR Dimebag Distortion (US model but I have the power transformer) - 50

Boss Metal Zone - 20

PM, Reply, nail cash to my front door, whatever.

Those pesky Jews really get your goat, don't they?

""We've just scratched the surface of how to monetise it' date='" said Mr Chernin."

That makes me feel a bit queasy.

Monetise'...

[i']brrr...

Surely that means they're just going to start filling the backgrounds with blurry pictures of flowers and sailboats.

Nothing to worry about.

That makes sense, functionality and all that.

Why the hell would you need 225 pages of sample text, though? Surely one would suffice.

One time I tried to get into Liquid and the bouncer stopped me on account on the red trainers I was wearing. As I was standing arguing with him a guy wearing the exact same trainers walked up and got in.

It's an unwritten law of the universe that no matter how obscure and unique your shoes are, as soon as you're denied entry anywhere on their account someone with the exact same pair will saunter past you and get in.

I've seen this happen millions of times, and it always makes my head feel a bit funny.

The clothes line costume folk who were collecting pennies off the floats win best cstume Some of them must have been frozen though' date=' was affa nippy.[/quote']

Haha, that was me. Including dodgy oversized clothes apparently stolen off the giant teddy in the bear factory...

What the hell, Cloud.

What the hell.

Actually, I'm fairly sure all these things happen in lots of western cultures.

Also, you're an idiot.

Trivium's cover sounds EXACTLY like the original being played too loud on a cd player with busted speakers.

They should've just gone ahead and named the cd "Everything that's embarassingly wrong with Kerrang, Volume one."

Went for the protests, stayed for the KKKickline.

It's a presentation on Avian Influenza.

Oh. In that case, you should find a soundclip of Corporal Jones yelling "Don't Panic!" and loop it over and over.

Bonus points for setting it to a funky drum 'n bass backing beat.

You could always sit around Watching News 24 with a tape recorder. You could even record absurb "and finally..." stories and use them as lead-in material!

But seriously, "mock news broadcast"? Is this the class where you learn how to apologise to families of people you leave your watch inside, or what?

It's very high on my "Things to read when I someday finish reading Atlas Shrugged" list.

Oh Ayn Rand, you and your novelty oversized books.

Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?

No handjob, no deal.

www.nod32.com

Pretty much the best anti-virus system available anywhere. With a month free!

I just realised the other day that I haven't been to a local gig in what seems like years that didn't involve mince pies, so I'll probably show my face...

I'd like to see you personally stand face to face witha bull and say "lie down mother fucker....I'm top of the food chain".

But if it wasn't for us being top of the food chain, bulls would still be about three feet high, hairy, and living halfway up fucking mountains. The very reason that most modern food animals exist in the forms they do today is because of thousands of years of selective breeding to produce dedicated food species.

Theres none of them here...just militant meat eaters. Then again' date=' you don't exactly have to justify not eating meat :finger:[/quote']

When the revolution comes, you shall be the first into the sausage factory.

I wish militant vegetarians and animal rights fanatics would just die.

All of them.

Every last one.

(Boy, I sure hope AllSystemsFail doesn't send me a belligerent PM like last time!)

Basically' date=' one of the users on the site started a thread informing the members that her husband (another user) had died in his sleep. The members sent the usual commiserations, offers of help etc...until three pages later[/quote']

But the "three pages later" was misleading, as the thread was years old.

The comments made by President Ahmadinejad are merely designed to be inflamatory and pander favour with the hard liners within his own country. That the Holocaust occurred is fact without question. It is evident he is trying to whip up anti-Israel sentiment not only in his own country but in the wider Islamic world. He is testing the water' date=' so to speak, to see if his rallying cry has any noticeable effect. His outrageous comments underscore the obvious bitterness felt in the region over the creation of Israel.[/quote']

From BBC News:

"The BBC's Frances Harrison in Tehran says that Iran's conservative president seems almost to be relishing the sense of looming confrontation - and that those who had suggested Iran was just testing the waters look set to be disappointed."

He's not "testing the water" and currying favour with the loonies in his country, he's the CHIEF loony at the HEAD of the country. He's an international incident waiting to happen, with two capital Is.

High five, Dave. High five.

Why is he insane?

There's just something about a person who declares the Holocaust to be "a myth" that gives off all the right signals about mental stability and rationality.

"They have created a myth today that they call the massacre of Jews and they consider it a principle above God, religions and the prophets ... If someone were to deny the existence of God... or prophets and religion, they would not bother him.

However, if someone were to deny the myth of the Jews' massacre, all the Zionist mouthpieces and the governments subservient to the Zionists tear their larynxes and scream against the person as much as they can."

So firstly, he's rather testy over the fact that people have an easier time believing in 6 Million corpses than in an invisible wizard in the sky. And secondly, he's pissed over the fact that Israel exists mainly because of said massacre of 6 Million men, women and children and the ensuing exodus from Europe.

I mean, how dare those damn dirty Jews go where their religion tells them to go! That's where Allah tells me we should be! Every living thing in Israel should be put to the sword!

Everyone's reason for being there is directly because of their individual ridiculous religious convictions, and I absolutely fail to see how Israel is illegitimate compared to any of it's neighbours.