Rob Karloff

Give them time...! There are an old couple who spent 1 day curtain twitching across the road in the flats, then another day just sitting at the window glowering as we put on the signage and started moving in the stock. You'd think they'd be glad to have a vibrant and tidy shop there instead of the scabby white state of the place before! Yes it stands out, but hopefully in a good way. I think George Street benifits from an injection of colour amidst all the grey...

Hellfire?! Get real, it's much better... The new piercing and tattooing rooms started life as a big storeroom with a bunch of shelving in it a month ago. Between us all it's had a new ceiling, been partitioned into two rooms, wired for lighting and power, had ventilation installed, been painted, plumbed and fitted out. Wow! Today was very smooth and trouble-free, thank god. We're all in need of a holiday tho!

That's right folks, it's ready to go! Come have a look see... Lots of never before seen stock out on the vast amounts of shelf space. New, bigger, purpose built piercing and tattooing rooms! Across the road from the old shop, in case you haven't already noticed... The bright green and pink paintjob is kinda a standout!

As usual, the Karloff Kult did us proud and went ballistic down the front Cheers to everyone who came out to the gig, it was packed to the gunnalls and a great atmosphere. Kinda strange playing in a new (to us) venue and stage, but it wasn't too bad at all! Hopefully future Moorings outings will be better still, but meantime thanks a lot for your continued support and enjoyment of the glory that is horror punk! Also, many congrats to Flash and Laura on their 5th wedding anniversary!! Hope it was a night to remember for you both....!

Sent you a PM about a lost mobile Laura...!

I wish it was for real. I'd pay to see the Darkness incinerated live on TV.

And that's just from you, eh?

Goldblade KARLOFF The Magdelene Cox The Planeteers Moorings bar tonight, the rock and fuckin roll will be delivered!! If AC/DC are your thing, this is your gig.

Well, you look like Fagin from Oliver already, so....

I'd give up alcohol long before I even gave a thought to giving up sex. You're weird Johnny, and I think you might be an alcoholic..

Wow, I'd be straight edge if it wasn't for the alcohol and sex...

Why is a raven like a writing desk??

Why, is Marsh coming??

That's assuming I haven't got a hold of you before your intro is over and done with... Muhahahaha!

You'd be right!

Jolly good, another cadaver is just what we need on the night!

No physical restriction can contain us!! What's wrong with a little blood spatter...?!

Cummon... You can't seriously tell me that any Joe thinking "Hmmm... April Fools day... And horror...." couldn't have come up with that?! Fudge, you really are utterly dense!

To a Karloff gig? Yeah, one or two...

Moorings Bar, Friday night. You bring the bodies, we'll bring the weaponry.