Frosty Jack

I can't decide whether Trixon drums make me physically ill, or are the coolest drums ever.

Sue Townsend, aged 68 3/4. Forever.

You did. Think on, Rathen.

Pun, man, pun!

You've had your surname for presumably your whole life so far, and you've never heard an 'Officer's Mess' joke? "My name's Smoketoomuch. Mr Smoketoomuch" "Well you'd better cut down then!" "I'm sorry?"

Peaches canned. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26931337

I got fed up watching it, and constantly having to remind people it was quick questions, so I thought I'd leave it for a while to see how it got on without me. And this is what happens. Thereby proving that you people need me to save you from yourselves. You're welcome. Now. Quick questions.

To be fair, there's really no point in even trying to equal Mr Eupraxia's majestic effort.

OK, bought bananas so I can try this perversion. First attempt not exactly successful, I achieved the required bananahandle, but I'm not convinced about the weird end bit. It just got squashed at the beginning, and was a bit messier than I would like. However I will consider further investigation. May just need a slight change of technique.

Before I try this banana madness, I need to know one thing. Does this new method mean you have to remove the edible white bit completely, or can you still do the flower petal thing giving you a nice handle to hold without touching the white bit? I prefer a bananahandle.

Fully embracing his new lifestyle. You know what that lot are like.

I'm pretty sure being unable to recognise a cafetiere means the homosexuals would never let him join.

How did he screw up the scene? And which are his bands?

You've got the whole innuendo/double entendre thing down for sure.

Next time I see anyone typing 'not my cup of tea' anywhere, I am going to replace it with this. This must become standard.

Amazing. As always the vocals are just incredible. The harmonies kicking in at 1:06 and especially at 3:22 are goosebumpalicious. Insanely jealous, when we try harmonies we sound like a fire in a pet shop. More please. And get that album out.

oh, undoubtably.

Yes. If you wanted the trumpet to play the same melody line in C major as the violin for example, you couldn't just give them copies of the same sheet. You would have to write out the trumpet music as if they were playing the melody in D - i.e. if you accidentally gave the violinist the trumpet music, they would play the melody in D. And the trumpeter playing the violinist's music would sound like it was playing the melody in Bb. Full orchestral scores are mental.

What model Tama is it? Any pictures?

toots and the materials?

No. I think his name is Carrots.

Could take these off you. PM on way.