PrincessHolly

Almost a year?! I can't believe it. Seems like a couple of months ago.

I reckon it's probably Paul, but only because every person I've ever met off the forums also knows who he is. I've had the pleasure of meeting the lovely Tranzmute this weekend though and bizarrely I always thought that she was a he. She's not a he though.

Oh fuck, I'm only up to episode seven. I better catch up. Lost is my favourite show of the last few years, perhaps bar Six Feet Under but that's gone now. *sobs*

I could rape him....but I don't want to rape him. Brilliant!!

This was on here a while back but it's ALWAYS worth a look. They're mental.

And i have work at 7. I'm sure we'll manage though, it'll be done by 11 I think.

In superdrug they have these packs of 5/6 bath bombs for 3.49 and those are perfect for Secret Santa's because nobody ever really buy's themselves nice things for the bath and they're relaxing AND fun to look at.

I can't believe it's only less than 8!! And tomorrow's payday. WOOOO!

This is a different offer. One which clearly states "When an existing Sky digital customer gets a brand new customer to subscribe to any Sky digital package by 15 December 2005 the new customer will receive a free Sky+ box and their first three months subscription half price (unless they change their package in which case they will pay the full subscription price). Offer not available to previous Sky digital customers." There is a monthly subscription to the Sky+ video box of 10 a month unless you subscribe to a package with two or more Sky Premium channels, such as Sky sports 1+2, Sky Movies 1+2. Standard installation is free. The offer isn't available online, current customers are given a number to pass on to friends in order to subscribe. Probably so they can't do what I'm doing right now but oh well. And Paul, I never watch Mythbusters without you. That wouldn't be right. God I used a smiley. I must be ill.

No it's a "tell your friends" thing so more people will sign up. It's for new customers to Sky only Shaun so you can't have. Sky+ boxes cost 99 new or designer ones are 199 from John Lewis. It's not a hoax or a scam or anything, it's just one of those things to get more people to sign up. I just thought it might be beneficial to anyone currently considering signing up.

You can have one for free if you like. I've had one for a year so today Sky sent me some Love Hearts (why?!) and 3 Vouchers for a free Sky+ box with 1/2 price subscription for three months. I don't know anyone who wants them but I figured if anyone on here was thinking about getting it then they might be interested. Send me a PM if you want the terms and conditions and what not.

Gays. I'm so not out enough anymore.

Um, I think lots of people have cats and dogs and they're probably not that strange. Except for two of my parents cats which are the size of footstools. Or the mummified cat we keep in a barn.

I have no idea if the duck raping thing is true. James Kochalka told me and I'll take anything from a man who wrote a song called "Hockey Monkey" to be gospel.

Will there be a "general chit chat" and "load of bollocks" forum? I'd like to separate the wasteland into those two categories.

Logan is older than me?! Holy crap! I'm 20 and I was born in Aberdeen but grew up in Hampshire and moved back here when I was 15. And I still live here. With my two sisters. In a pretty flat.

I can't believe that ducks are the only creatures beside humans who rape.

Johnny Depp is 42?! What can't you believe is true?

Not as good as The Prisoner of Azkaban. And there's loads of rude bits! Well, rude for Harry!

Fuck! I forgot to email you. Sorry! I've got my tickets too. But I still haven't had a confirmation email even though the money's been taken from my account. I'm worried. Should I be?!?!

That was a brilliant gig! I'd just got back from London and it made me so happy!

I know! I think I might have rejected you. Please add me again while I'm making toast.

As always! I'm a straight talker. Or am I.....?

I have an un-used Bloc Party/Pretty Girls Make Graves ticket from Glasgow in March? Or May? I can't remember when. I'd bought the bloody thing so far in advance that it was of course misplaced and I was in the car to go there when I realised it wasn't the right ticket I had. I went home, furious, and refused to look anywhere for fear of finding it and crying. Of course, it turned up the next day. People sell un-used tickets on ebay, and other people buy them. What the fuck!?!?!