"I feel one of the best ways to connect with the children is to show them that you have a lot in common, as often children view teachers as distant beings. When the truth is that once you get beyond their venomous scrotal talons, their elongated chocolate cheerios, and their burning desire to consume erasers, the majority of teachers wash dishes, iron clothes, and suck dick like the rest of us. This is what we need to teach children early on in life. It is this information alone that will clear the mist."