Foreskin Ninja

has anyone checked Paul Stewart's hair yet? stranger things have been found there

Really enjoyed it, just disappointed that we didn't get to see Olivia Wilde naked.

total shit just like the second one

seriously when she said "transporting some brand new nuclear weapons" I thought she was about to just hop on a bus or some shit

Alfonso Cuarn is probably who first comes to mind, I like a lot of directors though.

Ok, a shit reputation with people who can count to ten without using their fingers. If that is honestly how the country as a whole want to be represented as far as musical talent goes, well, I'm speechless..

Fucking awful, who has the final say in which song gets put forward? I can see someone thinking it would be ok as a gimmick but why not choose an artist that is actually talented instead of adding to the shit reputation Eurovision already has.

If you cheat an online poll it's pretty easy for them to check, it sometimes results in disqualification. This is of course just an excuse for me to not bother clicking more than once, with a dash of truth thrown in for spice.

Yeah who are they to tell me what I would or wouldn't steal, makes me want to steal a car and drive it down their fucking face.

20 is the best episode of Heroes so far.

Loved 19. Hiro vs Hiro was a perfect ending, I seriously can't wait to see what happens next. Potential future spoiler prediction don't click unless you can't bare not to: Peter and Nathan's mother's power is... she is the tracking device! That is a complete guess, it fits though.

Man cuts off his own penis in busy restaurant | The Guardian | Guardian Unlimited The shape of things to come? Trend setter? I expect to see many more of these and will be going out to Polish restaurants for dinner till I get lucky. Anyone want to go on a date?

Saw it today and it was exactly what I expected it to be, uninspiring but a pretty good laughbringer for an hour and a half. Worth seeing for fun.

Stripey, if you don't have anything useful to say which is relevant to the topic, don't bother posting.

Really that is comedy gold, the man could slaughter my children and I don't think I'd have any choice but to forgive and forget if he shat in their bags at the same time.

Canada is ace, I hope this opportunity turns out to be everything you hope it will be. Also I think Rob Karloff just came without even touching his penis.

I'd also be interested in this, bought my last suit at Slaters and I was happy enough with the product and the service but the overall package wasn't enough to really hold my custom for the future.

Went to that site, the first article is headed "SNP Prepard to put you at risk." The party really is made up of fucking clowns you would joke about being members if you didn't know they actually were.

I think for us to truly understand this situation you need to tell us more about the clits this person desires to lick and what sort of background they grew up in, any hobbies etc??

Music as we know it has been blown wide open. Novii God by some russian group - The best music video in at least ten years. Streamed my copy from Youtube yesterday. Four viewings in. I could fill the bandwidth of this site talking about this music video. GO WATCH IT!!!

Hey Filthy Rich and Catflap was pretty funny you nonce!

At the time it would have cost over $600 to buy the gold the lucky winner sent to the cave troll, you could probably fuck Britney Spears for less than that these days if you agreed to smear your dick in Rogaine first.

If we are talking guitar based music/bands it would be something like this: Against Me! In Flames CKY The Bloodhound Gang Megadeth Rise Against Guns 'n' Roses The Bouncing Souls Pantera Less Than Jake That is all time though, the list would be pretty different if it was what I was infatuated with right now. Also there are a couple of bands it felt to leave out of the list.

Hoodies being associated with Neds is a connection that never made sense, they've been worn by people from many cultures/backgrounds for a long time and the only place I have seen the connection before is in laughable news reporting. Nobody with an ounce of sense in them believes that shit though.