rhino

salmon girl salmon girl, why do you smell so bad!.... salmon girl salmon girl WHY DO YO STINK! over active imagination alert! X-(

you know deep deep deep down... in the place you never dare to look, theres a little version of you... who sits on the tinest little rock... playing a banjo all day long until one day the little you... stands up... and screams, screams until it cannot scream anymore... and you know what it screams?.... WWWWWEEEEEEENNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!

shhht wench... i didnt look scary on friday night swaying side to side with blood soaked banages in my soldier uniform singing the Denver Theme tune in a living room packed with my mates singing along... god i love having it on Vid "denver the last dinosaur he's my friend an a whole lot more.. from prehistory he's my pal dino!!"

man you know it's true, when i start feeding you beer

This is what happens when you get Rass drunk me thinks, he just starts talking crap!!

i'm not sure how i knew, or who told me, but i knew that dan was joining atom like 3 or 4 weeks ago.. i thought everyone knew :O

i didnt have dinner, didnt have to time too... uni then throwing my own party.. no time for eating.. only time for boozing.. so i'd say there be about a bottle of Jack in those there guts X-(

i left my guts on one of the tables in the chillout room... i appogise for the MESS I LEFT!

what about toy guns? for my dead soldier get up

:angel: :angel: yes... thats what they were for .....

Exellent, i'll make up some more tonight... Blue Peter / rhino special.... all you need to make your very own set of lower interstines.... 1 x pack of jelly 4 x cheap ass condoms... hot and cold water.. you do the math

well with halloween almost apon us i'm both looking forward to it and shitting myself about tommorow (for reasons of uni course work! ) with my fake guts and blood sitting in a fridge at home i'm all ready for the big day me thinks!.. so who's up for gut throwing down belmont street around 4am?

i've got something better than a skull and cross bones flag... something better that any modern day pirate would rather have as their flag... the Skull and JD flag!! OH YES!!! FEEL THE FREENESS OF THIS FLAG!

arrrrrrr ye skirvy wee Raskle 'ye! I be tanked up on Ale and I'll ye a many Fine Sea Skirvy Lass Drappin' on me old arms! ARrrrrRr... pieces of Booty!

ahhh but you see halloween should take alot of planning and preperation if you want to pull it off tho!, like last year when i went as a chick, it took myself and mel at least a month before hand to get everything ready!

like i said before, fuck that, it's nothing i cant see any other day of the week!... but this is my birthday, and i'd rather not do the whole rig maroll of going to a club filled with underage guys and even underage girls... i'd rather be with my mates and have a blast! KEF is the same every year, not matter what anyone says... i do like the atom, but i'm not going to change my plans for anyone

arr... be ye coming tay Me party ye swine!!

reasons it will be fun! a) it's my birthday! b) it's my birthday and c) it's my birthday! whoooopp! only like 5 days till my actual birthday and roll on halloween who is going to the halloween party @ the mighty 'shulu afterwards?

Davey Boy the wee bugger has 1 out of 3 of my Maiden T-shirts... the bugga.. and its my favorite one, because it's XL for extra baggyness and comfort!

happy birthday my fave metal god!.... have fun and i MAY see you tonight if i stop chucking my guts!

get a life, or a wife.... or possibly even a knife..

i quote.. whore

you know it's true.. face facts! even after he said it you still wanted to feck the poor untitled man

i havent seen le atom in a while, will have to come see ya's soon, just cant be assed with the whole gig scene at the mo really!

your welcome bro, you say what we all think